Me, about two hours ago reading about Marxism and Lacrosse 

This lot live in a completely different world don't they

No idea what they're doing in this, but I'm here for it

Was very nice of the whole street to applaud me for this, a lovely touch. Turns out my neighbours do have some class

Produced this act of indecency at Deepdale in 2012.

The same applies to bibs and the Tories. Why are we only hearing about this now?

No class

This will be a pub quiz answer one day....

Filled with twee-flavoured Tories, and Karel Poborsky tat.

Regret to inform you I am back on my bullshit

I can't take another 2 years of this

One of our greatest public intellectuals

What’s this called? Wrong answers only.

Exclusive leak of Jo Swinson's Liberal Democrats' party political broadcast

Luis Longstaff is 54 today. You remember him.

Produced this act of indecency at The Hive Stadium in 2012.

Classic British heroism

How I've been watching Bosnia & Herzegovina for the last half hour.

What could possibly be harmful about this

Just had a peek at how things were going without me. Convulsing with laughter once again

Don't know if I'm annoyed or amused by this

This is what I imagine every Sky Bet Championship commentator looks like

It crossed the line mate, I was there.

preheating my oven

Siri, find me an example of a energizing player being a world class shithouse

I've never been more excited for a player to return than I am Bruno Chizzo

This won't exist in 12 months

When that mate who never comes out comes out

A blessing in disguise