RJ Barker
@rjbarker
Award winning and, somehow, bestselling fantasy author. Gad about, small tree grower and procrastinationist to the stars. Truly, RJ Barker in all departments. "their worlds are completely and entirely original." BFS Agent: @teddyfromtheblock.bsky.social
MORE copies of A NUMBERS GAME arrived. Obviously, don't want them here. So if you have reviewed or will review, MORTEDANT'S PERIL: here, Amazon, Reddit, Insta, wherever. Quite this with a screenshot and in the 15th August I'll choose a couple of winners.
A mixture of this, Patrick O Brian and ships carved from bone in Whitby Museum were how I ended up my fourth book, The Bone Ships. I have absolutely told myself I am not buying this game again though. (I am almost definitely buying it again.)
Sad day for ginger and white cats who can't stop licking the cuts in their backs.
I have no idea,what this video is about because I'm not letting anything spoil how my brain pre-filled it as NEW WARHAMMER CINEMATIC!!! EMPIRE OF MANKINIS
I think someone came over here and got a right blockollaking and now they're salty about it.
Bit worried about big, unfamiliar words myself so I'm reading this banger.
Its my car's birthday and it thinks you should all run out and buy my books!
US PALS. It pains me to push RJ Dark's work, but how else can you give this thrilling, funny and violent book a one * review. AND 25% off from Barnes and Noble? #BNPreorder @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social @daturabooks.bsky.social @simonguy.bsky.social www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-numbers-...
Travelled back in time for possibly the worst burger I've ever had. Lovely staff though.
Reading this right now and it's incredible. The voice! The huge space between what the character believes and what is. The way it's weirdly fractured but still makes sense. Just brilliant. (May require some familiarity with Robicheaux though.)
I'm reading an ARC of BLOOD DRUNK by Ben Shepherd and it is what a vampire book should be: dark, unpleasant and a bit of a thrill ride.
My first flight of today is delayed but it's okay as there is a good boy in this airport and he is doing the work.
Okay, going at 300kmh on the TGV train through France is pretty cool. Massive double decker train tax below.
A, lonely, unpleasant man who can read the thoughts of the dead has to solve a murder to save his own skin. Along the way he learns he may be a better person than he ever believed. Sunday Times Bestseller. Blimey.
This is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
Cake for breakfast. A glimpse into the utter decadence of life as a bestselling author.