Thanks I hate it.

Not great, Bob (if you have Etienne) www.nola.com/sports/jeff_...

The earth tried to kill me today.

It’s Murica as hell in here tonight.

I regret to inform yall that Tucker Carlson is selling this banger of a hat.

Put it in the Louvre

No brainer with the coupon.

Ground beef losing the protein wars. Hate to see it.

When I tell the group “Looks like we got here at the right time”

“Now make him compliment my new look”

Got a cool spider living in my office. I call him Todd. Saw Todd eating a fly one day and said, “You and me cool, Todd.”

He said call me subway cause I only eat fresh.

Made a playlist for Mike Vrabel.

Checkmate, nerd

Wife: I need some new music. What have you been listening to lately? Me:

It’s been a weird month.

Why? Is something going on?

WHY DID NONE OF YOU INTERRUPT FOOTBALL SEASON TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS SONG?

Super Bowl halftime show was a massive flop. Hopefully the NFL, which I have boycotted 11 of the last 7 seasons, has learned its lesson.

Tap the sign, @dennycarter.bsky.social

I’m letting the emails pile up so I can go unsubscribe/block in one fell swoop, but the icon is giving me anxiety.

My family is the one they write books about.

An attack

Ribs dripped a little as I was getting them off the smoker, but don’t worry, the clean up crew is on the job.

Doing furious research as we speak

I'm doing great. Why do you ask?

Good news. America is great again.