Robin Bastard
@robbacrab
HB 💚💍 #BLM #LGBTQ 🏳️⚧️ #ANTIFA #Woke #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #ThatEscalatedQuickly he/him
If you can't afford porn or don’t want to verify your age Just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes #FridayFuckology
I like my women like i like my computer Turned on, on my lap virus free #FridayFuckology
Modern gyms are just strip bars Where you're not allowed to look #FridayFuckology
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches your watch, the other watches your snatch #FridayFuckology
I'm just watching the Tour de France I don't know why they bother, the bloke at the front on the motorbike wins every year #FridayFuckology
Who knew an ice lolly would pair so well with a #BathSpliff? Jesus, that's who! 😊🙏 Isn't that right our lord? #SacrilegeSunday
I once took a girl to see Star Wars on a date I really wanted to Leia, but she wouldn't even give me a Chewie So I just went home for a Hand Solo #FridayFuckology
Finally, time to get some sleep My brain: "Is it possible to buy an unused mirror?" #ThursdayThoughts