roberta
@robertaswirta
professional dingus she/her, 26 i usually post cats, fictional hockey bollocks or shitpost about wrestling sometimes i do things at check out @aes-live.com
and of course they wait until most of the pre-orders would have gone off to confirm, lmao
I think something's wrong with me how did I get a million point combo in the baby tony hawk game
the soundtrack on this game is insane by the way a disgraced christian band, a song from an album named dirty sexy knights in paris and downfall by trustcompany in a game that is ostensibly baby's first tony hawk someone spent their formative years with this game
shoutout to the new college football game making the university of louisiana, monroe warhawks the most miserable place known to man in terms of throwing a ball
went to an arcade today and I think one of the daytona cabinets was possessed by satan
strauss zelnick logging into twitter and seeing people piledrive his virtual self into a flaming table and thumbtacks
I think if this happened irl there would be a mound charge and subsequent brawl
also I'm on the diamondbacks and my player's hair dye job works much better than it should with their city connect jerseys
been playing road to the show as a closer in mlb and the challenge system is the absolute funniest shit ever when it goes your way
also of note: one of the bosses in this game has a licence plate where I don't think the devs could've predicted the psychic damage it'd do to most of the internet post-launch
one of the microwave food brands over here in the uk has what's basically this, except it's like half the size (and £1.25)