Robert Delilah
@robertdelilah
Writer & Comedian. Perpetually working things out.
“The company is experiencing strong demand for its AI solutions and services from enterprises and consumers, at levels that are exceeding the company’s available supply,” Alphabet said in a statement.
*Digging through your fridge:* "Ya'll got any juice boxes in here?"
I was really looking forward to getting an honest-to-goodness Collegiate Dictionary again, but of course it came damaged. It’s not a big deal, but c’mon!
I know that this pic is extremely on the nose. But I just wanted to also point out that it looks like the Diet Coke button is back.
“Ohana Meats Family” is all I’ve got and asking for more would be cruel
Big yikes. I really wouldn’t say putting this as the third declaration in a ~1,000-word resolution is “sneaking it in”. Especially since a very similar resolution, 481, passed near-unanimously literally this week with this language. What was the point of this resolution if not this line alone?
Me to the plumber who makes $300,000 USD a year doing almost jack-shit: (He unclogged my toilet and told me to stop eating Taco Bell)
Let's be straight up, there is no way they would "process" anyone before removal.
J.D. Vance looks like he's done a completely serious elevator pitch for "Straight Eye for the Gay Guy".