he’s so funny man

As another YFMLB GM put it

lookit the size of this lad. monstrous

if you’re 32 and in AAA you should get to do some roids.

Some shit Dale Gribble would do

The entire English media apparatus going for jogs in Mexico City this weekend

anyway as we begin this long weekend remember the wheel knows your name and it spins for you!

This might be too nuanced a take for such times but I think cheering for the USMNT is w/e so long as you understand people can criticize you for it. You live in a nation of contradictions and it feels reactionary to deny that exists in this particular example. As the old hegelbon tweet said,

Tyler Freeman in right field again

this is such an elaborate setup for a strange bit I am investing big numbers in this account

another member representative of American imperial influence has joined the broncos

Controversial ending but I respect Jaden getting it after getting mad at his change up on the second pitch and deciding to try to blow Mangums shit smoove off a few times

winning on base runner interference

initial judgements nearing the halfway mark

Never in doubt

Mike Klis when the broncos are facing a player getting arrested twice in a month on DV allegations: Bo Nix was good in high school

asset in possession

Veen 3-6 two doubles and 3 RBI Condon 4-4 2 homers and 5 RBI

time for da cup

now this i can get behind

The Rockies are halfway to completing Mark Wahlberg’s 50 win challenge

seeing locals only discourse on the timeline. another thing Denver sets the standard on

one of the funnier whiny tiktok comments I’ve seen. won’t someone think of the Americans :(