Willow

@rockshrimp

Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator. Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.

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Willow@rockshrimp· 17d

Found ‘em.

A metric shitton of people cheering for Robert Lewandowski giving his kit to a kid. At Yankee stadium.

Willow@rockshrimp· 17d

Gotta get the most out of the shirt while it still makes sense.

Woman standing in front of a barricade at Yankees Staten wearing a pigeon themed Hawaiian shirt and a tank top with a picture of a soccer ball and the caption “home run!”

Willow@rockshrimp· 19d

Best setting on the entire thing.

Messages setting to hide notifications from people not in your contacts.

Willow@rockshrimp· 19d

I support photo ID for you to send me this stupid spam text.

A spam text to someone named Jacob in a different state from me asking if they support poll taxes

Willow@rockshrimp· 24d

Stolen

Marge simpsons holding a potato with the “I just think they’re neat” caption with Marge labeled me and the potato labeled World Cup 3rd place games.

Willow@rockshrimp· 24d

Commentator: Mbappe has the most goals scored in a World Cup! Me:

The “so far” meme from the Simpsons movie but I’m too lazy to customize it.

Willow@rockshrimp· 26d

"Jason won the challenge and successfully brought Big Brother winner Rachel Reilly into the game. For the first Head of Household competition, the entire cast traveled back to 175 million BC. Before the competition, Rachel met her untimely demise after falling into a volcano, forcing Julie to travel to December 20, 2023, to retrieve her replacement."

Willow@rockshrimp· Jul 12

The death at a claw machine meme with the caption LINDSEY GRAHAM?
MITCH MCCONNELL IS VISIBLY IN THIS THING!

Willow@rockshrimp· Jul 12

It’s been probably a year and a half since I saw it off Broadway and Cats: the Jellicle Ball is still the first and only ALW anything I’ve actually liked much less loved.

A yellow fan that says come one come all on it blocking the runway of Cats the Jellicle Balle on Broadway.

Willow@rockshrimp· Jul 11

Lollllllll who scheduled July games in Miami.

Weather forecast for Miami today for the England Norway game showing 87 degrees and a heat advisory.

Willow@rockshrimp· Jul 9

We’re simple people.

Red plastic “glassware” with an art deco-y design.

Willow@rockshrimp· Jul 8

Not doing the bs “you’re just now figuring this out?” thing I’m just jealous.

Willow@rockshrimp· Jul 8

Current I followed in the paper but I definitely didn’t steal these from my grandpa because as my dad puts it “she was born in the 80s but grew up in mid-century NYC”.