Feel you Archie Biscuits

really finding this to be pretty wild of all the viral shit on the webs

summer babe

Previously less polished and um cooler I wish

bluest fucking skies #Seattle

Seafood fest in nordic Ballard with the Norway world cup match 🔥

i spoke with mitch mcconnell for twenty minutes today

this is blue #seattle

ass

she's kind of a franken-model. that is, broken down the parts check the (cis white) boxes of attractiveness. but when assembled they appear as ... evil?

the simpsooonnnns

aw geez kids that text you while they're out and about are the best.

this asshole is just confounding to me. for dweeb with a stick so far up his ass it's lodged in his throat, it doesn't square that his default debate tactic is "i'm going to punch you in the face." (literally)

this crow is so annoyed at this gang of jays bogartin' his cookies

so i missed this dim sum record belongs to seattle www.seattletimes.com/life/food-dr...

this is all such a little flex game for the markets

jfc. making me miss you every day nyc

really like this shot [by Victor Llorente for The New Yorker}

it's kind of like his rotten brain is trying to make him do his stupid lil dance for mojo

buff sam lacks umbrella

the crows are cool to hang with but nothing beats these lil punk rock goofballs

sleep dab

only the finest athletes for the pedophile's birthday circus

[sicko] YES

hey ballard. if you ever got a slice at the ballard sunday market or ordered from pasteria lucchese or la crespella consider helping my neighbors out. This was a devastating destruction of life and business for my wonderful neighbors. we've all got troubles, but if you can. yhank you.

absolute power