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Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· 23d

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Head shot of Elon Musk looking to the right with the following text from The London Economic "If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes."

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Jun 28

Now I can go to fancy events. I haz bow tie

Middle aged man in black suit, white shirt and black bow tie. Short cropped hair and glasses. Expression is deer in headlights

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Jun 20

Since it's a black tie event, went out and actually got a black tie. I feel so fancy. Now just need a haircut

Middle aged white man in black suit and white shirt with a black bow tie and three medal minatures on his left breast.

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Jun 18

- You think I have a large bum? - Large? It's like two badly parked Volkswagens

Large black vehicle parked over two lines in an empty carpark

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Jun 17

The masters of the football chat in it too

Image of a stadium of Englishbfootball
Fans with the main headline: "England fans face being kicked out of stadium during World Cup" and the too chant with the words: "He's fat..with piles..he's in the Epstein files...Trump the cuuunt...Trump the cuuuuunnt!!"

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 29

Have about another 10-15 left to ripen. 50 chilies so far in May from one plant. One a week on my Fri pizza. Lovely

10 long red chillies spread out on a dark blue bedspread

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 24

We do crackers better than we do crisps

Rows of crackers on a supermarket shelf. Flavours include "balsamic vinegar and sea salt", "parmesan and basil", "Murray river pink salt and black peper", "aged cheddar and caramelised onion", "fig and sunflower seed"

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 23

Trust me, when walking past at a distance, I was sure this whiskey was calling me a twat

Purple bottle of Japanese whiskey on a shelf with an serif font that says IWAI

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 11

Mug from Viz comic with a crude picture of Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry pointing a gun at the viewer, and the text FUCK PEAS! BEANS make MY day! For more information about beans phone the Bean Information Council

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 10

Someone has a small penis

Large jacked up vehicle with flood headlights, top bar lights. All at eye height for surrounding drivers

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 8

Apparently you cannot even email this image in Australia. I wouldn't though as any critism of Israel (the government) can end you in jail

Bomb-riddled backdrop of destroyed apartments behind a lady at a Royal Commission podium with the text above: "To put things into perspective. I believe this photo of Gaza should be the backdrop for the Royal commission on Antisemitism and Social Cohesion"

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 6

Btw it's currently raining. Not happy, Jan.

Screenshot of current weather. Grey clouds with temperature of 7 deg, feels like 2 deg, low of 6 and high of 11. Time in the too left is 7:23 am

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 6

Australian here: (ps great thread)

Meme of the Simpsons character Nelson Muntz pointing and saying Ha Ha!

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· May 2

When we have to be told not to put plastic in an oven, we deserve everything we now get

Plastic lid with the words stamped on "This lid is for use in microwave, freezer and refrigerator only do not use in conventional oven or toaster oven"

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 23

In a world of greens, be a red

Chili plant with many green chilies and one red one

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 9

IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD WHEN ALL ABOUT YOU, ARE LOSING THEIRS AND BLAMING IT ON YOU, IF YOU CAN WAIT AND NOT BE TIRED OF WAITING, OR BEING LIED ABOUT, DON'T DEAL IN LIES OR BEING HATED, DON'T GIVE WAY TO HATING, YOURS IS THE EARTH, AND - WHICH IS MORE - YOU'LL BE A MAN, MY SON

Meme photo of Trump shouting at a boy mowing the lawn

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 8

Spider bite update. Redness going down, and swelling has too, not as itchy. I will live!

Arm with spider bite abd small amount if redness with faded filled and dashed circles drawn on to represent the limit of the swelling

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 8

Nuttelex now do stock #DoomscrollingCounterpoint

Supermarket shelf with brown chicken style stock, red beef style stock, and green veggie stock

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 8

I just grow massive banksia pods for the honeyeaters

Large banksia seed pod, brown cylindrical and furry about three hand widths in length, with a hand to scale, surrounded with bright green serrated leaves.

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 8

Intentionally plant. I am building up a native bed with grasses, drought tolerant shrubs around a bottlebrush like tree.

Square bed with grasses, small shrubs, ground cover against a patchy green grass

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 8

Better photo

Pink flowering ground cover against a brown soil and leaf mulch

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 8

Pink Fusion (Scaevola humilis) according to the photo of the label

Pink flowering ground cover on dark brown dirt

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 7

Spider bite update. 12 hours later. Dotted line because the light was poor and could bot see too well. Will make a decision tomorrow morning

Arm with a bite in the centre and a solid line indicating the limit of redness 12 hours ago at about 4 cm, and a dashed line to mark the red limit at 8 cm

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Apr 7

Spider bite update. This is about 18 hours later. Doesn't hurt much, just itches. Line around is a reference to see if it is getting better or worse later

Arm with red bite and swelling aprox 4cm in diameter with redness and a black pen mark around the red limit

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Mar 25

Even escallators are playing mind games these days

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Mar 25

Went to the Melbourne garden and flower show today. Some wonderful border beds exhibited

Small border garden bed with an assortment of pink, white, purple flowers to a backdrop of a window

Small border garden bed with a winding stone path, all edible plants like chard, lettuce, herbs. In the bed are three topiary rabbits

Border garden in a suburban setting with silver fire hydrant with a red square top, multicoloured flag stones, a signpost with Martin Lane and a variety of pink, yellow, and white flowering plants

Small border garden with many plants in a small space pink, red, blue, and white shrubs and bushes.

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Mar 15

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Image of Donald Trump Sn wearing a white baseball hat with USA on the front.

Text reads: Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul-all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man.
Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but has always been-arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul-it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.

Oliver Kornetzke

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Mar 14

Fly wants a mojito

Green and yellow iridescent fly sitting in a mint leaf

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Mar 9

Similar to our Tawny Frogmouth. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawny_f... (Image from Wikipedia, author unknown)

Grey mottled and striped tree with two camouflaged tawny frogmouths sitting on the branches. Birds are fluffy grey shades which match the grey of the bark really well.

Richard 🐗 🪵@rogley8· Mar 7

Looks like he just went out for a drink