Is it kidfucking?

I get up when I want, except on Wednedays when I get rudely awakened by two of every animal. ARK LIFE!

Saw this ad, genuinely thought it said FEEL CLAM CONFIDENT and assumed it was for a women's intimate cleansing product #fonts #kerning #WOAAAAAHBODYFORM

Keir Starmer resigns, as Andy Burnham confirms he will run to replace him as Labour leader and PM.

BYE THEN

A Very Muppet Threads. Lady who wets herself is the only human.

Me sporting some of those new Snapchat glasses

Every time I see this pic I think it's a young Simon Munnery

Found a new favourite expletive

Did Yoda write this headline

Write the feem toon, sing the feem toon...

Quote with something good that lasted longer than the US Confederacy (1861-1865) "the pies the pies" - infamous Merseyside graffiti outbreak, 1986-present

He is Rivron

Name an album you've heard on cassette. I think this is the last one I bought on tape, for convenience, because I was at Uni. It had a fold-out sleeve!

BOB! YOU HAVE A DAY!! btw if the rescue place lists a "history of biting and scratching", it just means a "history of shitty owners". Bob's just the softest little boo.

Teenage crush

"the Sir David Beckham"

Booger Nick and his permanent drug-induced rictus

*feelings*

Ah hah haaaaaaa the only photo I can find of the venue is in BLACK AND WHITE *crumbles into dust* 💀💀💀 Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist

Crosby Beach, Nash and Young