I will not be watching this episode which scared me to death as a child and created a lifelong fear of vampires.

I just love our conversations @myfitnesspals.bsky.social

Josh has been using my Amazon account and it’s created some very questionable recommendations

Josh has brought us to a silly little strange cinema.

Me watching everyone give me the attention I wanted

💋

Home for the week

Douglas played with it for about 5 minutes and has decided he’s scared of it. So guess I have a teddy now

Can you believe Josh didn’t want to get this for Douglas?

Cut my fingers

Help I’m unfit

Iya

Smash.

Do you know what brain rot is currently stuck in my head?

Dreaming of being back in Provence 🥹

Buzzzzzzzing

Baby

Such nostalgia

Boys

Wasn’t feeling well so had a little nap. 3 hours later….

Date day at the lush spa 💕

Bye Berlin 😥

Deliveroo driver went to a random service entry of the hotel, waited over 20 minutes before making contact, all the while I’m messages customer services to find out where my food is. Food is stone cold and now soggy given Berlin is -3 and snowy. My compensation? €4.50 app credit. 😒😒😒

Here’s to me.

He takes his job as stick collector very seriously.

Happy place