rotkoff
@rotkoff
Texan.
I can open Uber Eats this second and get a potato egg and cheese from like 20+ places in under 15 minutes!
2nd run at blueberry muffins in my entire life. and they’re fan effing tastic
I know a bit about redistricting quorum busts. And let me say a) I’m skeptical today’s effort will ultimately affect the Texas maps, b) but maybe it works, if the audience is Pritzker, Newsom, et al, and c) I was skeptical Texas House Ds could get to 51 today, so who knows!? Anything is possible!
No Kings PAC has been described by the cofounder of Indivisible as a “scam PAC.” Looks like No Kings PAC is raising money off a a text message campaign purporting to draft Jasmine Crockett into the Texas US Senate race. bsky.app/profile/sara...
Former Democratic state senator and Lt Gov candidate Leticia Van de Putte endorses the Republican candidate for Mayor of San Antonio. Unsurprising to anyone who has watched Van de Putte’s career.
absolute funniest combination of tweets in human history. our pud ass vice president is cosplaying delta force meanwhile in reality he’s been put in charge of making there’s no DEI at the fucking zoo
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Planning for my kids’ birthday in Greg Abbott’s Texas and Donald Trump’s America.
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From the Dallas Morning News email newsletter tonight. I’d say “presented without comment,” but my comment is this is embarrassing.
trying break my instagram usage now that it’s “actually-racism-homophobia-and-misogyny-are-actually-good-agram.” so here’s a video for my Bluesky pals of me grunting and bailing on a spooky rock climb
This is an 87 SG special deluxe. Gold hardware and for some reason only a single tone knob on this model. I swapped the stock humbuckers for a 57 reissue (maybe a mistake but it gets thicc and I like it) and a p90 (best decision ever). Taken a beating through maybe 50+ shows/sets. I love her.
@davidjroth.bsky.social is there a name for the phenomenon in which your brain actively remembers a guy against your will? like, Intrusive Guy Remembrance? for example, every time I see this sign in downtown Austin my brain screams LENNY DYKSTRA no matter how hard I try not to