I probably messed this up somewhere but that would be the difference in volume

Up in the gym just working on my fitness

Looks beautiful so today wasn’t a complete flop

Shhh she’s sleeping

Eggplant adobo with rice

Made some Goan Fish Curry 😘

New Yorker’s in 2018 be like:

Snickers tart: salted peanut caramel, chocolate mousse, and ganache topping

lmao why does a NYT writer WHO LIVED IN BROOKLYN need a full sized pickup truck???

Many people are saying

So I did better than expected 🏃🏾‍♂️

Never enough!

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Up in the gym just working on my fitness

Magnolias at the Smithsonian!

In case you forgot…

Forgot to post last night but it’s my coconut lime curry with chickpeas and spinach

Like this or more of a cream filling?

all my girls get down on the floor back to back drop it down real low im such a lady but im dancing like a ho cause you know I don’t give a fuck so here we go

Look upon my rolls Royce tent xwb ye mighty and despair

The views are *impeccable* tell me more of your itinerary! Are you going to Alishan???

A second martini has hit the lightweight

Now why is American Airlines sliding into my inbox like that?

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Tarte aux Fraises

I tempered so much chocolate smh

2026 thirst traps are out and hunger traps are in

So good had to have it for dinner two nights in a row

I mean what I say 😤

Your regular reminder that I’m not just hot but also a great cook