My parents flew in from Bham to meet Z and we've all been laughing all weekend at how she sleeps with her arms tossed about her head and uh . . . last night my wife figured out where she got that from

How I typed the previous post

We got home tonight and my wife took this picture when Pugs jumped on the back of the couch to inspect Z while I was holding her and holy shit I am OBSESSED

Outpatient induction procedure at 8 AM, then go home and don't go back to the hospital until 5 PM? Better watch LotR

Your boy got a haircut and is once again Looking Hot And Playing D&D

*HEAVY BREATHING*

Bassists when any iteration of Vulf releases a new track

Your boy is once again lookin hot while playing D&D

Your Honor, I admit my crimes before the court

I'm just built different, I got that dog in me

Had the intrusive thought of "play Killing in the Name on your uke bass" so I tuned to Drop D and did it Not sure that low string could handle any less tension lmao

Emergency Beef Supply

Perfect creature. His brain is made of cheese

Studying the sacred texts* of my people** *The Mummy (1999) **horny bisexual dorks

Fuck it we ball, another $300 for Rice to @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Billionaires funding the roster but Texas Tech looking like a bunch of poors right now tbh

And second, $100 for each option, because Rice runs the triple now y'all!

Aight here's what I got for the @edsbs.bsky.social Charity Bowl, y'all: First, $10 for each Alabama national championship, because I think @jasonkirk.fyi would agree that for these purposes, even 1941 counts

Like, unfortunately the PRODUCT FOR MEN marketing was spot on!! It does look good on my broad shoulders and large gut!!

Your scientists and their priorities, etc

I know this is late timing since it's over now and they're back safe but I keep watching this TikTok and crying

Perfect creature. Beautiful. Sweet. Chaotic. Brains of a brine shrimp. 10/10 no notes.

Me: "what is the deal with people thinking waifish twinks who look like they have wasting diseases are attractive, I've never understood that" *A wild "Gerran Howell when not in character as Whitaker" appears!* Me: "UGH, FINE, I GUESS"

Can't chaperone prom unless you're willing to stunt on these fools

What y'all know about my boys Biot and Savart

I think about this meme so much that it's functionally become my political philosophy

Somehow still at this bass guitar thing after a year and a half, and I do in fact seem to be getting a little better!

Pugs is always SO happy when I'm home during the day [it's spring break], but yeah man tell me more about how cats aren't affectionate or some shit