“I know we’ve all been waiting a long time lads but please remember that we are a lovely old bunch of gay fellas and *once* we get the sauna open then youse can all bag the absolute bejesus out of each other, and hopefully cheer up a bit as well.”

Why are so many American people obese? The answer lies in the history of the Great Depression, the obsession with elite performers in sport and cheese. They put cheese where there don’t need to be cheese. Oh, and they live in a world where this sign ISN’T a joke. This is a real sign.

He’s only gonna be nailing babies or very small toddlers onto that particular cross. If I was a small baby out and about in London yesterday , and also happened to be the son of god then I’d have been very nervous.

Hantavirus outbreak in Suffolk. Cause yet to be identified.

Ukrainian hero survives 2 weeks in a Russian fox-hole. Uses call sign “Cartman” I’m a little in awe , a little in love.

Oh no - how absolutely awful 😋

Wickedly beautiful.

Norfolk, UK. Sky gone crazy.

Has this kid done a poo at school and is now proudly displaying his poo by thrusting it towards the camera on a fork?

Knapper unveils new high performance kit to try to reduce number of “players” being injured while “playing football” for Norwich City. Kennys’ has got a mechanical finger, for obvious reasons.

The thousand yard stare. Perfected in the trenches of Ypres and Flanders. Utilised here by a man so far out of his depth he’s just seen a kangaroo swim past.

Check it out. We love our cathedrals architecturally but not spiritually.

“…this earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, this other Eden.”

Adam Curtis is back!! The world has never been more Adam Curtis and I’ve never been more excited.

She the one for me Fatty

….and next we’ve Jemma from Elite Models and she’s matching a hoody celebrating the Holocaust with the de rigeur MAGA hat to create a fresh new look for the new POTUS. She’s sexy and offensive in equal measure and she’s got more than enough pussy should the orange man feel a bit “grabby”

Where am I that looks this good?

This grasshopper told me that Kemi Badders seems to be an utterly appalling Deputy leader so he is considering putting in a letter to the 1922 committee - he rather fancied Jenrick. I squashed the Tory cunt.

Anyone who can identify this country which I was lucky enough to visit this year?