Started painting arty shit on the bathroom walls and finally I am happy with a project in the new house 🎉 it's just some squiggly lines but I love them.

I have just been reminded of when I was physically capable of growing hair with a colour other than grey and I feel like that's just rude tbh.

Visited a steak barn which included DRIVING OVER A BRIDGE and it was ABSOLUTELY FINE till I started crying because it was so fine 🥹 fucking progress finally!!

Waiting for Coffee before a bus to Glasgow for the night. Sometimes I wish I didn't need to drink decaf 🫣

Stop! It's haircut time. #gayhair

Did you know that it's apparently quite common to develop a fear of driving after a big medical diagnosis? I didn't till driving over bridges started giving me panic attacks. So today I did one of the steps towards trying to calm the fuck down and went for a walk over it instead (which is fine).

The sign made it to #dundeepride and onto a reel on facebook (🤮) that my friend sent me by #angusqueergatherings so there's that 🥰 and more than pissing off the terfs, the amount of smiles, appreciation and joy it has caused are completely worth being perceived for a moment.

I already don't like Burnham, you don't need to convince me further.

One of the few pictures of me from today featuring the OTHER side of the sign. Very much had a good time supporting the community with laughs, directions, suncream and face paints. Loved all the very happy reactions we saw today. Also reminder: my hubby is so damn handsome🥵

My plan today is to drink water, wear sunscreen, make noise and be rainbow. Happy #edinburghpride fuckers. Get in loser, we're protesting!

The face of a man who just got back from an uphill walk through the steps of san francisco (on the treadmill at the gym around the corner from his house)

Imma take this guy and it's 2026 so full frontal dick is allowed now *nods*

Still chortling at this album cover @lyesoussaiden.com made featuring my face and a sarcastic quote.

Putting these skeets together so I can find them quicker next year #pride #prideisaprotest #lgbtq #letthedollspissinpeace #laboursucks

Other side of the sign has a background now and I accidentally have rainbow grass. #pride

One side of the pride sign ready to roll.

I got small musical notes on the top of my right arm to see if I could handle it and I'm fairly musical. And now I'm covered in tattoos 🤣 never start small 🤣

Come down to the fuck lab and see what's on the fuck slab 🤣

Was messing around with font and ideas and have been left with either Le Piss or pissle and both are making me giggle.

Preliminary sketch for this year's pride sign. Thinking blue background, yellow text. Not sure how I'm gonna do the puddle just yet.

And just on the off chance we needed to know what the back view is like..... COMFORTABLE.

You know if I have a bit of a shave this might work

Here at the house of cheap jobs and ridiculous shit, I have found a tiny strip of wallpaper that has been hung upside down 😂 fuck it just leave it I guess?!?

What a welcome for a new pig at the trough!

This is NOT the picture to use with this headline but OK 👀

Very real tail sticking through the hand there.

Did I nail it?

SSP so far has a total of 29 votes after I was berated for saying it was disingenuous to say they were the only ones who could stop reform in Scotland. Hmm. How odd.

Did a bit more clearing out today and found two porno mags dated from my husbands birthday month almost 42 years ago 😂 the occupants of this house have all been horny 🤷 #porno