If anyone wants to “thank” my Representative, the budget chair, you can reach his office at (202) 225-4005

Another Oasis/sports fun fact. Did you know their little brother, Squeeky Gallagher, coaches the OKC Thunder?

It’s a response to Donny Hathaway’s “Everything is Everything” that comments on today’s nihilism through the lens of soulless capitalism. Duh.

He’s turning into this nightmare creator.

Obviously these derelict parents. Who lets their kid develop a debilitating fentanyl addiction? RIP Bluey

Today’s first try. HoopIQ. 82-0.com

You absolutely should not eat these on the regular. But, every once in a while, these little guys scratch an itch you didn’t know you had.

Do you think there’s human shit in this little guy?

If you can be any day of the week, …

The new Rush Hour movie looks horrible

Do you know anyone who is good at photoshop that could do this to Hannity’s face?

Hey Cleveland Cavaliers, we tried to tell you.

I’m surprised Donald hasn’t made Ronald an ambassador yet.

Einstein: I just discovered the theory of relativity. Emceekayvee:

I don’t think it measures up to your better work, but if you believe in it, I’m willing to invest in it and see where this little guy takes us.

I thought so too, but they were originally the San Diego Rockets.

Wayne Federman

Allsup’s fried burritos. Duh.

It’s alright. Every single one of us has got that dude inside.

*Ad Rock voice* Listen all of y’all, it’s a triple sabotage!