This is bonkers. Five tiny little Frenchmen.

Because I have banned displays of Usasianism my wife made Tour-themed jello shots: Jaune: Lychee martini Vert: Margarita Pois: Piña colada plus cherries Blanc: (leftover piña colada)

🎵 It feels so empty without me 🎵

I was raised on these streets

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure. What’s yours?

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

Honourable mention

Name a TV show you're positive no-one remembers but you:

Lost & Found was HOT and I'm still not back to 100% after being sick last week but the Spirit of Gravel cannot be denied

Oh no

Speaking of which, here are my completely vibes-based Copa Mundial team preferences. Just the top ten and bottom five but trust me that I have the full 48.

This AI list is useless! - Thomas, Froome, and Quintana aren't active - No Hindley, Carapaz, or Geoghehan Hart

This is going to be such a scream

Insane

The spirit of gravel

This is the best sport

From @radial.racing

Looking at tomorrow's Giro stage

I went to the Duchamp exhibit at the MoMA today and saw multiple replicas of "Bicycle Wheel" and I really think they should rename it "Bicycle Wheel & Fork"

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone

I'm riding my bike into work tomorrow for the first time in a while. The weather looks fantastic for it.

If Roglič denies Pogačar a GT treble this year I will literally set off fireworks

Tu l'as eu le cochon indeed

I'm starting to think we're not going to get the pig

Getting warmer

#trobroleon

My mate just sent me this. Bastard.