Ryan Russell
@ryanrussell1982
Pirates, Bills, Penn State fan. 4 crazy chihuahuas that’ll probably end up on here. Horror movies are the best. Something else funny should probably go here.
The boys met their cousin Jasmine this week. A great time was had by all. Much lollygagging was had.
Luxky won us ticket to Bark in the Park at our local AA baseball team tonight. He had a quarter of a hot dog and a blast barking at everyone
Who needs grammar when teaching? Please - let me read your insightful prose.
Meh while at work, but the dogs always help push the day into good. Dogs are like that
Billy J Biscuits quickly tired of his brother trying to get the best angles on tonights pup cup car ride. #DogsOfBluesky
Gang, important update from Lucky. It was indeed, pup cup Saturday.
"Talked to my buddy Mitch again today. Said he cant believe EA folded and took microtransactions out of CFB26. 'They're micro', he said. 'Micro! How much could leveling up your coach's offensive playcalling cost, Lucky? $250?' Then he had to go, for a baby blood transfusion."
"Talked to my old friend Mitch today, he's feeling better. Said that once the scales are balanced in baby seal blood & the tears of Waldo the liberal Corgi who's been talking to him in Swiebolk, a language only understood during his fever dreams, he'll be ready to kick a baby down a well again."
Shout out to Reggie, our resident old man chihuahua. He's higher than Snoop Dogg at Willie Nelson's dispensary, poor guy got 11 teeth pulled today at the vet. Looking good for a 15 year old pup with a heart murmur❤️
The REAL president, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho, is currently on NBC, if you want to see how American politics SHOULD be operating in 2026.
Please enjoy Buddy enjoying the sunshine today. I may never take a better picture of him.
"Our bullpen is fine in Pittsburgh, Molly. Just fine. Not tied in knots at all." - Lucky W. Snickerdoodle
DEVELOPING STORY: Lucky and The Boys have withdrawn from performing at the America 250 celebration, citing the fact there's plenty of little shits on the White House grounds already.
JUST IN: Henry Rowengartner has dropped out of the America 250 celebration, citing the need to finish his boat and work on his insults of fellow major leaguers and their butts.
JUST IN: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has withdrawn from the America 250 celebration, citing the 37th amendment of the Constitution which states only one oversized marshmallow man may be in attendance at any given America 250 celebration.
Buddy's none too happy about this trend, but is officially listed as a 'sombrero participant'
Lucky, Buddy, Reggie, and Billy would love to hear Ghostbuster by Ray Parker Jr - Is dad's favorite movie ever!!!!Who ya gonna call!?!? #paws4music
Thinking of what my 3lb chihuahua Lucky would say to the workers he barked at for an hour today if he could talk
Lucky was just at his vet yeterday, he was given this neat-o bow tie by the techs since he was so good - hope all goes well for you today Baxter💪🏼
Lucky is very excited for both Jericho's return to TV and the fat orange one's "speech" that's being vomited out.