Ryland
@rylandduncan
I am Ryland (the main one)
The Wanderer is BACK and he's planting pieces of himself in everybody's minds when they look at him, which they can't help but do
ok so I heard you were wanting a life where it is possible to feel like you aren't exhausted and starving, we've got the perfect solution! the material whatcumstances? no, no. hahaha no
it is a special thing to find the drink you have been looking for all your life, resenting other drinks for not being
extremely into this 60th anniversary ad campaign for Ultraman that makes it clear look, God is fake but Ultraman is for real and that's better, that's obviously much better
absolutely dying at this $215 doll of Garak that looks like Garak if he was having swelling from a fatal allergic reaction to a bee sting
it rules that the Wikipedia page for Spider-Man Unlimited blames Pokemon and Digimon for its cancellation before getting into its actual premise, Spider-Man going to another planet to fight furries.
they're only serving boiled pig snouts and if you don't go there once a week they doxx you, they got everybody's social security numbers off the computer
absolutely dying at this piece of mail I got that's just like hey we did what is theoretically supposed to be the job of all politicians and passed good, helpful laws. It's time to say thank you. It's time to get on your fucking knees worm we can go back to just being evil like *that*
it's so funny to be incredibly old and sickly and insist on getting a big fake tan. you finally look normal you addressed the one problem that was going on and nobody's afraid of you or thinks you look like if peanut butter was a guy who was dying
to celebrate the Babylon 5 posts coming here, here is a diorama entitled The Cast of Babylon 5 Looks at The Most Important Painting in the Universe. Sheridan is monologuing about how he doesn't understand this painting and frankly, it scares the hell out of him, but damn it that's what art should do
went to a wedding where this was, I cannot emphasize enough, the only framed art at the venue
does anyone have $125 plus however much a mannequin costs. this might be my only chance to have a father
T-Mobile trying to prompt me to install sports betting on my phone feels strange and evil? I don't have a joke this is just insanely fucked up to me
sometimes my partner drives me by this tombstone store that looks like a car dealership but for tombstones, I love it so much