Thar she blows!

Gotcha. 💪

She seems nice, should I get her number?

I made a friend.

"She's not broken, she's just a baby..."

"Hello, would you like to hear the good news about our lord and savior Jesus Chimp?"

Yeah I know. 🥲

Inside you are two wolves...

The vibes of this hotel are incredibly confusing. I'm pretty sure it used to be a swingers hotel that has since rebranded as a [very] dog-friendly hotel??

Even does it in her sleep.

Making a talk on vector-borne infections for our Family Medicine residents, and sadly I had to leave a few favorites on the cutting room floor... #IDsky

I think my dog is smart for a dog. Problem is, that makes her about as smart as a 12 or 14 month old baby. Smart enough to constantly demand attention and novel stimulation, smart enough to get into trouble if you look away momentarily, but not smart enough to be able to do anything useful. 😌

Excellent innovation this year. Made our own bingo cards for the party. Everybody had their own randomized version made from a larger pool of options. 16th year since @mherberstein.bsky.social introduced me to @eurovision.tv (as well as scones with clotted cream).

This was apparently from an Australian ad to reduce teenage sexting, but kinda just comes across like Urology shitposting.

How your email finds me.

If you happen to be USA-based, all our stink bugs are very boring. But they're close cousins, the assassin bugs, those are lookers! Can give a nasty bite (well , venomous stab) though.

@sebpoule.bsky.social why I struggle with Roon. #CTXnotCRO

What fresh hell is this? No I'm not going to agree to 147 advertising cookies to read your mid paper. 🙄🙄

This emotion, I'm less confident about...

Steve is looking particularly happy today.

Imagine making a whole sock puppet account just to reply to this post. "Sad!" as the president might say.

Practicing gratitude. 😌 #IDsky

(if you don't understand this reference joke, consider yourself lucky)

Counterpoint: getting a budget surplus is just a nice little side effect to taxing billionaires into nonexistence.

I hate how much of a Poop Diva my dog is. The lighting, angles, scents, wind speed, and composure all need to be perfect, or she won't poop. Will walk back and forth between 2-3 spots, judging like it's an Olympic sport, spinning in place 10 times... Girl, it's not that serious! #DogsOfBluesky

Vile disgusting stuff from @nypost.com. A school-aged girl in Canada goes on a mass shooting. this rag decides to make an awkwardly worded headline to insinuate the shooter was transgender. This tragedy has literally zero to do with the trans community, what the hell are you trying to accomplish??

Ugh. The only thing worse than an LLM pretending to be AI, is a random kiosk robot pretending to be AI and charging for it.

Bahahahahahahah