Sam Swift 🏎️🎧🦊
@safesecs
Cybers. DJish. Conwife. Nephophile. F1 Diva. Opinion Owner. Karaoke Disaster. ChiefDataSnarkist. She/Her/Bird. BSidesNCL, BSides Leeds and BSides Lancs witch. DC SOC Goon 🌈🏳️⚧️Ally.
So much love for these amazing folks - @defcon.bsky.social #SOCLine family / extended family 💖 🏴☠️🥰
A vice presidency ago this wouldn’t have been as childishly amusing. But here we are 🛋️
Basically, #wisttheplanet. Feat: @davewm.bsky.social, Len Noe, and a trash panda. 🦝
When @rnbwkat.bsky.social doesn’t come to Vegas but she’s there in spirit…
Mine and @davewm.bsky.social’s mission to Vegas is on! See you soon #HackerSummerCamp crew 💖
Took all our babies to see Hamilton with Leslie Odom jr as Burr, and I’ve not stopped crying since Dear Theodosia which was over 3 hours ago May never stop crying. Incredible. 💖
Just over a week until we head to #HackerSummerCamp! ✈️ We’re bringing (A)I Feel the Need: The Need for Ludicrous Speed to #BSidesLV Including AI hype and snake oil snark, Britishisms, audience participation, ping pong balls, and also dogs. Come say hi if you’re there! 🇬🇧➡️🎰
Official #Binfluencer I’ve been ready since 2024. #Binface #BindependanceDay
Narrator: It was a fan. Took me an hour to realise. Bedroom is considerably less hateful now.
“Business travel must be so glamorous…” Me: My room fridge froze my dim sum from yesterday. FWP, I know. But my jetlagged ass is HUNGRY.
Back to low carb lyf on Monday (also: work!) but today we feast on Scottish goodness. #PizzaCrunch #Haggis #DeepFriedMarsBar #GetInMaMooth
Hack birthday, family birthday, besties birthday… completed it allllll, m8. 💕 Now we can start playing Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄
When you get home exhausted in the bestest of ways after a marvellous few days cybering at #HackersInTheHouse and @bsideslondon.bsky.social with lovely frenz, and there’s a care package from my buddy and fellow jockey of the discs @don1.bsky.social waiting for you 💕
I know this is way late to the party but Tesco presented this opportunity only yesterday so I can’t argue with those rules and neither can you. #GaryBarlow #GaryBarlowsSon #CryingInTheAisles
Sole parent tonight, which means I’ve been left in charge of an important job. BINDAY! The #BONCL complaints desk is point blank refusing (lol) to get involved. Her loss, frankly. #WatchYaBassBinsImTellinYa #Binday #GetBin
Sleep no more… My god that was INCREDIBLE. Seeing David Tennant tread the boards was glorious. The entire cast were absolutely bloody knockout too. Seriously, go see it if you can. #Macbeth #DavidTennant #Theatre #Shakespeare #Dahling
Big coat and also bobble hat have been deployed. This is not a drill. Brrrrrr.
Part deux, featuring Caledonian wildling lovelies @scottmcgready.bsky.social, wonderful Alice, and @davewm.bsky.social #McWist #WistMeBabyOneMoreTime
More wists from this past week. Part Juan, featuring @almurray.bsky.social, lovely London frenz, and a static @maxverstappen.bsky.social #WistThePlanet #MagicalWisteryTour
Saw the DMT scouser chap in Aylesbury last night, and he understood the stage door brief perfectly 🤩🤣 #LifestylesOfTheWistAndFamous #WistThePlanet #GottaWistEmAll #PabloTour