Stolen from Instagram because verily ‘slooty little ankles’ hath slain me and I am DECEASED

Morning walk sky. Going to be another scorcher here

Pray silence for the passing of another perfume superstar. But only 30 seconds because she was just a miniature

If you see this, post your mentor

I was in town and finally remembered to get a photo. Here’s Rosie and her commemoration as a Southampton hero

Just a reminder - this should drop today. Perhaps the gods don’t hate us after all

Working From Bed, as that is where the aircon is

He’s very pretty

We are classy ladies in the sun

If you never saw my bathroom before you won’t know how much of an improvement this is, but trust me…

Your last saved image is your current mental state

I rather wish I had picked up an Enid Blyton instead

LADS I found the cognitive test that Donnie took

At least I have this breathtaking view, though

They’re amazing, aren’t they? And some of them on the same plant are the palest pink - almost white. Also huge - see hand for scale

These incredible poppies in my garden, though...

And mine too

Very important new for fellow Paul Simon lovers

A picture that captures your essence

My quote of the day. Hell, of my life

I could send this card to just about anyone in my phone that I consider a friend and they would snigger, which is how I know they’re my people

So rest in peace, Rosie Purves, and I bet you've still got your loving eye on Lucy Megan

These chonky bois have self seeded at the bottom of the garden and nobody’s sad

Three pots of homemade mint chocolate ice cream now in the freezer

Word of the day

Welcome to my working day

I went to see the painting in its Dutch home and brought back this souvenir, so it’s definitely approved!

The inner 6yo has been appeased

A beautiful, transporting bedtime read at the moment from @nigelslater.bsky.social via the library app. A strong recommendation on all fronts