Sammy (They/She)
@samnoregrets
30s Bi/Pan | They/She Enby Girl (maybe genderfluid, IDK gender's weird) | DMs Open for Moots | Minors DNI
Friends sending me nudes has me fully feral and humping the bed rn
Made the “mistake” of watching a cute guy cum again so now y’all get to see my ass because *fuck* I’m so empty (also as always, moots should feel *very* free to reply with nudes, or even tribute me if y’all want)
Fuck I need someone to cum in me. Or everyone. Just fill this bitch up with cum (mutuals should feel *very* welcome to reply with nudes cuz ya girl is *horny*)
Could be doing constructive things, instead wishing someone was behind me playing with my body before shoving a cock/gock/strap inside my pussy and making me whimper like a bitch in heat
yeah and if my grandmother had been a fish person running drugs in a galaxy far, far away she’d have been a pyke
Where as I embrace my inner Max Caulfield by being a dork about video game media
Okay but what is that emoji actually supposed to be used for? Like, it’s I guess called “woozy” but no that’s absolutely not what that emoji is showing (also now you mention it apparently the eye thing is intentional cuz it’s in other variants too)
Fun! I just took it an ended up about where I figured I'd be. I tend to be less of a "needs to be hunted" type sub and more "please take control of me" type (when I'm horny my brain just fully shuts off)
Look, I just said I think pathetic gooner tops and pathetic gooner bottom match well together. I’m not gonna pretend I was deluded enough to think I was the pathetic gooner top in that scenario
I always have to remind myself that I’m an outlier when it comes to kink. Basically this old xkcd comic but for being a horny disaster
Ngl wasn’t expecting the account at the top of the list to like that particular horny post lol
“I like your posts and also you’re cool” is the main reason but look I’m many things and a slut is several of them so I’m not gonna lie lol
You should be careful. Projections show this may become unsustainable
The Invitation has the honor of having two of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen on an website
Literally me opening another tab right after mentioning this and opening that specific moment that I'd also saved before (also wft, are we the same person!? 🤣)
Totally forgot to post earlier but I got a god pack in TCG Pocket (I can’t escape Latios lol)
Some recent TCG Pocket pulls. Look at my son Yamper chewing on that boot 🥺
Haven’t shared any for a while so here’s some recent pulls in TCG Pocket.
You’re a gym leader who specialises in randomly generated Pokémon Randompokemon.com I'm pretty okay with these (though I've never actually used Milotic or Shaymin in a game before)