Always thinking about getting LARGER 🥩

"HONK HON---- oh shit sorry, uhhh... bark?"

the real reason I do leg day

DEMON TWINK SAMPSON ALERT!!! If youre not cringing at your old self, youre not growing!!! 😂 Watch here! youtu.be/3ned8kjs5PA?...

Ok @pupamp.bsky.social ate with this thumbnail 😂 i love this episode, give it a watch on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social 's youtube channel!

Caught in the act of my natural habitat 🎨🖌

Im turning my ass into a 3d printed planter

Super important PSA 🕊❤️

phlebotomists love me bowls of chicken and rice fear me #bodybuilding #vascularity

Morning quad check! Aka daddys little costco rotisserie chicken Show off them dad clappers below ⬇️👀 #ThighsThursday

A few of our favorite things! New video up on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

babe wake up new meme format just dropped

A lampy made out of sampy 👀

Still not over how fun and dumb this was with @pupamp.bsky.social on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social this week! Watch now! youtu.be/I54vOm6_lfk?...

where my gamer bois at #gaymer

What do you do when your printer you got LAST YEAR craps out halfway through addressing christmas cards? Break out the old school nuclear option - the 1984 Selectric III thats been hammering out print for over 40 YEARS without stopping. They really dont make stuff like they used to 😂 #typewriter

Chest day? Best day. #bodybuilding

ITS HOLIDAY TIMEEE With @pupamp.bsky.social and @mrkristofer.bsky.social special holiday ep coming up this week ❤️

Happy Thanksgiving! However youre celebrating or not today, whether bio family or chosen family... Remember that of all the things youve been through... despite everything, its still you ❤️

DONKEYFICATION? Unpacking your curious kinks! Check out our newest ep of @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social with @pupamp.bsky.social ❤️ youtu.be/ClUmq5LICLY

MINNEAPOLIS!! Im coming! Will I see you there?

HELP IM BEING SNUCK UP ON BY A GERMAN SHEPHERD @pupamp.bsky.social

Get yourself a man that treats you like the golden retriever you are 🥰

Week 3 recomp phase check in 🥩

so glad i was unanimously voted most likely to ugly cry, and fart during sex. ive never felt more seen, validated, or heard lol With @pupamp.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social Watch the full ep now! Live on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBEM...

Ever wondered if those ads you get online for gay s*** are for real products? Some hits. Some misses. And 2 chaotic dogs in the kitchen with @pupamp.bsky.social on @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social youtu.be/uliBBvBolA0?...

Oil wrestling some unsuspecting gogo boy twinks tonight at a local bar... i cant WAIT to see how this turns out.... for them 👀

Inanimate objects? The incomperable literary expertise of chuck tingle? This episode has EVERYTHING youtu.be/mb_Sk8yQyD4?... @pupamp.bsky.social @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

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Its live! One of my absolute fav videos we've filmed yet with @pupamp.bsky.social <3