Had to make it to scratch the itch in my brain

“Filling out the application form to be next England mens manager 🖋️ #madlad”

Retiring from Bluesky

so hard to photograph but incredible to see

Successfully brought an amendment through #Synod and managed to get a few laughs along the way 🎉

That’s the coat of arms for Crusaders (now known as Urban Saints)

Me, announcing to the room that I’m going to the loo

This thread begins with this MP writing a letter to Fifa. No notes.

Today, I feel Belgian

Really lovely to celebrate the ordination of seven deacons today - a Chester first with an all-female cohort. Particularly lovely as one of these deacons is my mother-in-law. Let us give thanks to God!

“But we’ve already strengthened workers’ rights” “Ah, I don’t think he knows about second employment rights act, Pip”

His suffragan too

Deeply unserious department

Student loans but for people awarded refugee status

Going to remind myself of this every time I organise an event

I don’t see what the problem is

Burnham getting into that PM fit today. A tie and everything

Supply Side Jesus

Say what you like about Steve Bray but he’s a very unifying figure - we’re all sick of him

Jumpscare

Councils are now posting AI slop 🙄 Those who know their Alti geography will realise the issue

Tony Blair in 2004: “Recent experience teaches us that it is possible to combine reducing emissions with economic growth…To acquire global leadership, on this issue Britain must demonstrate it first at home.” Tony Blair in 2026: “It is a quixotic fantasy…1% of global emissions”

“You’ve never met a centrist like me”

"quick, get me out of here"

I'm not saying it's aliens, I'm saying it's an ancient civilisation that originated some time before ten years ago whose memory remains only as a whisper