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Sanner86@sanner86· 21d

I have moderate and I am taking it! Opening windows immediately! I MISS being able to open my windows!

Sanner86@sanner86· 26d

I went to my nephew's baseball game last night. The smoke came in during the game. Throughout the drive home it was like I could see it getting worse.

Sanner86@sanner86· 27d

I only habe a real feel of 103° and that is still so wrong and gross.

Sanner86@sanner86· Jul 7

It took me way too long to realize the abbreviation "O. Garden" on my paper meant Octopus's Garden and not Olive Garden. 🤦‍♀️

The cover of an illustrated children's book Octopus's Garden. 5 children and an orange octopus are holding hands/tentacles, forming a circle.

Sanner86@sanner86· Jul 5

#UglyDogs I have a version of CAN I LICK YOUR EYEBALL? 🤣

A tan and white dog face is very close to the camera. Whiskers, an eye, & part of snout are visible

Sanner86@sanner86· Jun 30

IT IS 9PM. GROSS.

A screenshot of a weather app. It says the current temperature is 86°F feels like 94°F.

Sanner86@sanner86· Jun 15

Lamb gyro with onion and tomato. No sauce, sadly, but the sauce here is delicious!

Loukoumades!
Aka, puffy fried dough with honey, cinnamon and sugar

Sanner86@sanner86· May 27

Apparently, it's World Otter Day. I don't know what we did for that at work, but it was a good excuse to wear Otter patterned socks, my comfy @otterrunkennel.bsky.social tshirt, and sing this book about sea animals

A picture book is open. There is an illustration of otters floating on their backs, holding urchins.
The text is in white and says "Somewhere in the ocean where the kelp forests thrive
Lived a raft of sea otters and their baby otters five.
'Munch!' Said the otters. 'We munch!' Said the five, so they munched prickly urchins where the kelp forests thrive."
The word "five" is in larger font and bolded. The book counts 1-10 using aquatic animals.

Sanner86@sanner86· Mar 21

Saw this and giggled

Sanner86@sanner86· Mar 16

Apparently its this guy?

Sanner86@sanner86· Mar 16

Perfect timeline line up, no notes. 😂 featuring @goldgiraffes.bsky.social

Sanner86@sanner86· Mar 1

I AM TRYING, FINCH. I AM TRYING.

A notifications screen on an android phone. I have circled (in purple) a notification from the Finch app that says "4:34pm, from Pebbles. Keep your head up."

Sanner86@sanner86· Feb 13

Oooh! Thank you! My dance shoes are ghillies- little more than a leather wrap. I will always take another stretch to help my feet out! (Not my feet. Just a Google image search result.)

Facing the viewer, the legs from mid calf down. They are wearing lime green, black and white pattern socks. The shoes are a thin black leather with white sole. The right foot is pointed in front (4th position in Highland dance). The left foot is flat on the ground.

Sanner86@sanner86· Feb 8

Excuse me, but how is the toddler penguin gonna leave the house now? It's too big?

Sanner86@sanner86· Jan 29

My uncle posted a "Im not an extremist, Im just a conservative" shared long post on the book of face. I skimmed it. My response is this meme. (Not actually responding. Engaging in #UglyDogs rules of not feeding trolls.)

Meme of Chidi from The Good Place. "Okay. But that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"

Sanner86@sanner86· Jan 28

I had a gross orange, and decided I needed chocolate to recuse my taste buds. The wrapper seems to agree. 🤣

A wrinkled, slightly torn Dove chocolate wrapper. The saying is "Choose chocolate. Choose happiness."

Sanner86@sanner86· Jan 16

TIMELINE CLEANSE! Here's a photo I found years ago during a Google image search for winter sports.

A toddler is on a snowboard, goggles up on his helmet. There is a pacifier in his mouth.

Sanner86@sanner86· Jan 3

Well, this is new.

Sanner86@sanner86· Jan 1

I got bougie... Maybe yours is.... mortifying positive. Mortifying-ly happy... kinda like disgustingly happy?

Sanner86@sanner86· Jan 1

Alright, people know that know things. In the song 'A Marshmallow World' (and the sun is red, like a pumpkin head) and in 'The Marvelous Land of Oz' do they talk about pumpkins having a reddish hue? I've never seen a reddish hue pumpkin in my life.