Matt ❌👑

@sanven

Lvl 52 Male • Married (lvl 27) 🏳️‍🌈 • Non-profit Exec • Bibliophile • Deist. • A red state blueneck • Prophet of Hope & Nope • Smartass lvl ♾️ • INTJ-T: I’ve already overthought your reply. Keep moving forward. 🏳️‍⚧️✌️💙 🚫No DMs/MAGA/Bots/Crypto Opinions my own.

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Matt ❌👑@sanven· 8d

You are loved, needed, and worthy! Never forget that. 🫂❤️

Matt ❌👑@sanven· 12d

"They're buying their way in, and we're not going to let it happen," says the man selling residency for $1M and a 270-day tax holiday for $5M. Buying your way in is fine. It just has to be his checkout. #8647 #YouCan'tMakeThisShitUp

Screenshot of a news article with a video still of President Donald Trump seated at the Oval Office desk. Text reports he signed two executive orders targeting birthright citizenship and birth tourism after a Supreme Court ruling he called "very unfortunate." A highlighted quote reads: "They're buying their way in, and we're not going to let it happen."

Two cards on a beige background. Left: "Trump Gold Card," offering U.S. residency for a $15,000 DHS processing fee plus a $1 million contribution after background approval. Right: "Trump Platinum Card, Coming Soon," offering foreign nationals who pay a $15,000 fee and $5 million contribution up to 270 days in the U.S. without U.S. tax on non-U.S. income.

Matt ❌👑@sanven· 25d

#reminder

Matt ❌👑@sanven· 29d

I'm guessing this has nothing to do with Japan, but it's still worth noting. #KeepMovingForward

Illustrated Buddha figure seated in meditation above a motivational quote reading: "There is a Japanese legend that says: If you miss the bus, maybe you avoided the accident. If you got rejected, maybe you were saved from the wrong place. If they left, maybe they made room for who is coming. The universe protects you in ways that look like bad luck at first. Trust the detour."

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Jul 4

Let it... ❤️✌️

Black text on a light background:
First line, highlighted in yellow: Your light is gonna irritate
Second line: a lot of unhealed people.

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Jul 4

🇺🇸 Happy Independence Day, America! 🇺🇸 Let's remember who we are this November and vote these self-serving asshats out of office. #WeThePeople

A three-panel meme from the movie Legally Blonde 2, featuring Paulette (Jennifer Coolidge) and Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon).
Top panel: Elle Woods smiles brightly while wearing futuristic sunglasses and an American flag-patterned scarf.
Middle panel: Paulette looks at her with an excited expression. The caption reads: "Oh my God! You look like the Fourth of July!"
Bottom panel: Paulette makes a longing, slightly pained face. The caption reads: "Makes me want a hot dog real bad."

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Jun 25

Well. I just scared my family with a cackle. Good lord. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Jun 20

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Matt ❌👑@sanven· Jun 12

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Matt ❌👑@sanven· Jun 3

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Matt ❌👑@sanven· Jun 3

Since I'm apparently on several MAGA block lists, let's give them a bot more fodder. -giggle- Good morning people of my phone. Please be kind to yourself and each other today. This is a short ride, find and enjoy what brings you joy. ✌️🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

A political cartoon set at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. On the right, God is depicted as an elderly man with a long white beard and white robes, standing behind a podium and reading from a large book. He asks, "So, tell me... did you welcome the foreigner? Help the poor? Feed the hungry? Care for the sick?... you know, all the things Jesus commanded?" On the left, a man viewed from behind wears a red "MAGA" baseball cap, a white t-shirt with an American flag on the back, and blue jeans, while holding a small American flag. He responds with a speech bubble that says, "Listen here LibTard."

Matt ❌👑@sanven· May 20

Y'all this is why I don't go to museums. #TriggerEvent #GenX 🤣

Matt ❌👑@sanven· May 19

Ha! #GenX

Matt ❌👑@sanven· May 18

We wait for a green light to get that degree, take the first step, or leave a job that doesn't fit. If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. You own your skills, your ambition, and your future. Don’t ask for permission to fly. The wings are yours. Take the leap. #KeepMovingForward

Matt ❌👑@sanven· May 11

❤️😍

At the top, text reads: "I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off."
Below the text is a photograph of Sir David Attenborough, an elderly man with white hair and a kind expression, wearing a light blue button-down shirt. He is outdoors in a sunny, green field with yellow wildflowers, gently holding a tiny harvest mouse on his fingers and looking at it with a warm smile.

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Apr 25

As tradition dictates...

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Apr 19

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Matt ❌👑@sanven· Apr 5

Happy Eappy people of my phone! ❤️

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Apr 1

Good morning, people of my phone! Today is a fresh start and a new chance to keep moving forward. Progress doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to happen. One step, one decision, one moment at a time. You've got what it takes. Now go show today what you're made of! ✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🫂 #You'veGotThis

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 27

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Black and white text graphic with humorous message suggesting using a tree as a low cost health test. It lists exaggerated “diagnoses” based on outcomes like ants gathering indicating diabetes, grass drying indicating high salts, a barbecue smell indicating high cholesterol, forgetting to pull up pants indicating Alzheimer’s, and hearing a tree talk indicating schizophrenia.

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 24

#reminders

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 22

By the gods this man. While I’ll admit I will dance in the streets when he dies, I’m not the POTUS, and would have more tact if I were. I’d dance in private if I were/am president. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 19

Good morning people of my phone, happy Friday eve! Just a quick reminder for those carrying around old baggage - you need to let that shit go. We've all done it, believe me, but this is not the weight to carry around. Don't give them that power. #LoveYourselfMore 🫂

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 15

#reminders ✌️

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 12

Jump scare

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 12

#reminder

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 11

“The Dow is over 50,000 right now,” Bondi said in sworn House testimony when questioned about the lack of Epstein co-conspirator indictments. She added the S&P 500 and Nasdaq are “smashing records” and retirement accounts are “booming.” “That’s what we should be talking about.” 2/11/26 #Coincidence?

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 9

🥰✌️ #MadeMeSmile

Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 9

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Matt ❌👑@sanven· Mar 5