Saresa

@saresa

Still a shit cunt, tbh. Now with less metal! Nerdery, books, tattoos, drug harm minimisation stuff, insurmountable debt and an unfortunate oversized arse. Will provide Vegemite sandwiches on request. Not political on Thursdays (Australian time)

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Saresa@saresa· Jul 5

You also need to factor in step-parents into the data. The only period of time where women are absolutely more likely to offend is with infants.

Saresa@saresa· Jun 8

Some times you just need to pretend it's not winter and go for a paddle

The sun starting to set behind the trees as I paddle down the river. The sky is reflected in the still water of the river, and an orange glow is beginning to appear on the horizon

A pelican glides along the river as the sun sets. Some rays of light shine on the river from the left of the image. The sky has whispy, floaty clouds strewn above the horizon line

The pelican swims along, basking in the reflected orange glow of the sun

The sky is reflected in the rivers waters, all orange and blue. Whispy clouds spread across the sky

Saresa@saresa· May 31

The before and after! (Admittedly, the before was also in desperate need of a wash hahahaha) Feels great to have a good foot of hair gone!

A photo of my back with my hair down. It is wavy and messy and down to my waist. There is a good 3 inches or so of regrowth. It's a mess!

My hair, post cut. It is freshly coloured (blonde) and just past my shoulders. It has been curled.

Saresa@saresa· May 25

Another shite day at work, but... new glasses! Yay!

A middle aged woman with her hair in a bun is taking a selfie. She is smiling at the camera. She is wearing a green knitted dress, and has glasses on. They have large, slightly cats eye shaped lenses, and the frames are thick, dark green plastic.

Saresa@saresa· May 17

All of this is so bleedingly obvious that I can't believe it needs to be said.

Angela: Jason [tag] i assume you love your wife and weren't just "settling" for an "inferior" version that you don't like, doesn't actually meet your needs in any substantial way, and still costs you a fortune. Or, if that IS what you mean, well, she's an even more unfortunate soul than anyone could imagine. It's not a matter of "affording the house you want," it's a matter of affording a house at ALL for many people. You seem oblivious to the realities of the market.

Saresa@saresa· May 17

Let's now round it off nicely with some casual misogyny... today, women are back to being just like property!

Jason: Angela [tag]
No.... everyone can't afford the house they want. STOP THE PRESS!!
I didn't get to marry Cindy Crawford but I still got married.
You socialists will never be happy.

Saresa@saresa· May 17

But wait, it gets better! Now we get to add a side of condescending bullshit, just to double down...

Jason: Angela [tag] Lady... not everyone's going to move. No need to panic.

Angela: Jason [tag] your argument is "if you can't afford it, move," blaming those who can't buy a house for not doing so. Which way do you want it, Jason? Everyone can afford a house, or not?

Saresa@saresa· May 17

Inside the genius mind of a One Nation fan...

Jason: here's a tip; get a job, move to a rural or regional area, don't dream of owning a multi-million dollar mansion when all you do all day is bitch and complain. Tidy yourself up and vote One Nation.

Angela: Jason [tag] who is going to teach the children, work in the hospitals, deliver the mail, put your groceries on the shelf, or staff the servo when all those workers "move rural"?

Saresa@saresa· Apr 15

The more I look, the less I see. Curse me and my impatient brain! Time to head back to uni and study radiology, I guess 🤣

An ultrasound of my knee (medial meniscus). Don't ask me to explain what it shows, because, well, I can't

An ultrasound of my knee (right knee MCL). Don't ask me to explain what it shows, because, well, I can't

Saresa@saresa· Apr 15

So, in my highly qualified judgement, the best I have is, "it looks slightly not right?" 🤣 back to the doctor tomorrow, and the physio on Friday. Because I'm fucking weird, I actually hope they say there is something wrong, AND that something can be done, because I miss lifting, and it's been months

An ultrasound of my knee (medial meniscus). Don't ask me to explain what it shows, because, well, I can't. There is a dark squiggly line running through which maaaaay be a tear? No clue, honestly.

Saresa@saresa· Mar 21

Also fully aware that my outfit may have contributed somewhat to this outcome

A woman in a white blazer, white corset, jeans and white heels. Her long blonde hair is down, and she is wearing neutral make-up with red lipstick.

Saresa@saresa· Mar 20

Fuck it, I'm getting Albert the Magic Pudding tattooed on my forearm. He will be the cutest, ugliest lil tattoo ever. (Black and grey tho, not colour)

Albert, the Magic Pudding, walking with his bowl as hat and his customary cranky expression.

Saresa@saresa· Mar 13

My new jumper arrived just in time for the cool breeze blowing this evening 🥰🥰🥰

A selfie in front of a mirror - I am wearing black leggings and a soft pink jumper (pullover) with Mew on the front.
Mew is also on the back, but you can't see that!

Saresa@saresa· Mar 8

I did a thing! Everyone who can should do the thing!

A forearm with a needle in it, and a line running out full of blood - donating some high quality O+ to save a life! (And get a free chocolate)

Saresa@saresa· Mar 8

Wooooooo!!! spring2026.shitboxrally.com.au/foxy-morons 20% of the way to our goal!!! Thanks to everyone who has helped so far - every donation, big or small, helps to get us over the line.

A woman taking a selfie with her cat. They are both lying down on a bed. The woman is smiling. The cat is showing his white, fluffy tummy. He is very large.
Inset is a photo showing that the fund-raising team have raised $1010!

Saresa@saresa· Mar 3

Part 2 😉

Saresa@saresa· Mar 3

Want to hear my bogan arse explain why my friend and I are Shitbox Rallying for Cancer Council? Here it is! (in 2 parts, thanks Bluesky for your video time limit hahaha)

Saresa@saresa· Feb 28

Happy Mardi Gras!!! Love is love is love.

A woman takes a selfie in a mirror. She has long blonde hair, which is wavy. She is wearing a tight fitted, shiny, rainbow mini dress and bright blue shoes.

Saresa@saresa· Feb 28

This is absolute icon behaviour and I refuse to hear otherwise.

A very red, middle aged woman sits in a plastic kiddie pool in the sunshine. She has heatless rollers in, wears a bikini and an old battered pair of black ray ban wayfarers, and has a cocktail feather in her hair. Her arm is heavily tattooed. In the background, sitting behind here on the grass, is a smiling Australian Shepherd. You can imagine the music 🎶 in the background (Embrace - Pnau), as she smiles happily while taking a selfie. The photo is ✨️joy✨️. It is captioned "living as our best selves 🤣"

Saresa@saresa· Feb 17

The most clear-cut, obvious evidence that current education funding models do not work, and disadvantage all but the wealthiest.

A line graph showing the number of Distinguished Achievers by Socio-Economic Status in the HSC 2020-2024. There is a marked gap between Quartile 4 (the wealthiest 25%) and Quartile 3. Quartiles 2 and 1 are lower again, respectively.
2024: Q1 - 2878 (5% of total Q1 results), Q2 - 4799 (7% of total Q2 results), Q3 - 9957 (11% of total Q3 results), Q4 - 24176 (21% of total Q4 results).

Saresa@saresa· Jan 31

It is coming for me...

Saresa@saresa· Jan 24

Aaargh fuck sake. Here it is with alt text.

A brochure reading:

WHITE AUSTRALIA

Demographics are Destiny

Every year, the government imports more Third Worlders and Australia becomes less White and more Brown. You cannot sit on the fence for a matter as important as the future of our kind

Rebirth of our Nation

We are a people descended from Europeans who made this continent our home. Australia was built as the White working man's paradise; and we want to return to this legacy - a legacy the ANZACs fought for. White Australia lives in us

White Australians must Organise

We must organise and fight as one to secure our existence. Our enemies have worked tirelessly to divide Whites into inconsequential groups, while foreigners organise to advance their own interests.

White Australia is just Beginning

We aren't nostalgists stuck in the past. We are working towards a great future. A new Australian dream is our vision. We have the opportunity to make our continent great again. Only White Australia has the strength and clarity to do this.
WHITEAUS. ORG

Saresa@saresa· Jan 22

Read this: antonygreen.com.au/the-coalitio... interesting, no surprises, but a good read. Went to the comments, saw this, confuzzled beyond comprehension at how some people view the political landscape

A comment on the linked post, reading:
As the Liberals are now Teal heavy and Labor lite, what would poles [sic] likely be with a coalition of Nationals and One Nation who are far more politically attuned

Saresa@saresa· Jan 21

Why you going back to work, mother?!? Why do you leave me here to suffer alone? Selfish, thoughtless mother.

A grey and white Maine coon cat lying on the end of the bed. He has lifted his head and is looking at the camera.

Saresa@saresa· Jan 21

Oreo has zero survival instincts. He was soooooound asleep when I took this 🤣

A ragdoll cat sleeps on his back. His forelegs are to the side and his rear legs are splayed.
He is on a bed, surrounded by clutter (my ADHD self refuses to apologise!). There is a caption on the picture "what is this sleep position..."

Saresa@saresa· Jan 21

Sometimes the way posts fall in the timeline is truly savage.

Two unrelated posts, screenshot from my main feed:

@Amy pinky.bsky.social
It's so lovely to see my husband so jazzed about his new job.

@sesmith.lol
Wait is it though

Saresa@saresa· Jan 16

Jesus H Christ, the level of idiocy from the self-professed "centrists" is appalling www.instagram.com/p/DTi4zcUlQu...

A comment regarding a reporter's interaction with Karoline Levitt, where he said the ICE shooting of Renee Good was "Reckless and unjustifiable" which reads as follows:

She's not wrong in that reporter's are supposed to be non biased. They are only supposed to report the facts not draw conclusions themselves. They are not supposed to sway you towards one side or the other. The journalists oath/creed is to remain impartial.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTi4zcUlQu5/?igsh=MmtyZnhva3EzMHk1

Saresa@saresa· Jan 9

Got my lumps and bumps out at the beach today for a well deserved swim after spending about 10 hours tidying and deep cleaning the garage. Was gorgeous in the water.

A middle aged woman in a brown bikini, brown tinted, bronze framed sunglasses and a brown felt hat is sitting on the sand. Her hair is over her shoulder. The ocean is behind her. She is taking a selfie and smiling

A middle aged woman in a brown bikini and sunglasses is standing on the sand. She is medium sized and has a number of tattoos. Her hair is over her shoulder, and she is still wet from swimming. She is taking a selfie and smiling

The Pacific Ocean, from the south east coast of Australia, at sunset. There is lots of white wash in the water as the waves roll in. The golden sunset hues reflect off the wet sand, creating layers from the sky to the sand of blue, gold, blue and gold again. The sand is full of footprints, showing that the beach was busy earlier, but now it is empty. There are no clouds in the sky, and the image is quite peaceful.

Saresa@saresa· Jan 5

I don't know what my result means, but knowing me, it ain't good. Yours, however, is exactly as one would anticipate.

My result was Katz Kobayashi!

I have no idea who the fuck that is, but if they are like me, I pity them and all around them.

Saresa@saresa· Jan 5

I am dying at this review. Does this woman not remember what the screens looked like?