Lest you think I was in any way kidding

I have to be out the door in an hour but I feel like spending 45 minutes of that in the pool is probably necessary given this forecast

World's best cat ears

Speaking of songs you repress

I bought jalapeños at the store because I kind of forgot i have more than enough of my own

He's so cute, like a little land beaver. And he's getting less afraid of me.

I was thinking I should feed my blueberries but it looks like they're getting ready to feed me

a) I think this is the first time I've heard this on Idiot Nation b) I do not understand the logic behind censoring the title on the app when the song is playing in its full glory

I think it's important to note that this is actually not the music I was listening to in the 00s.

Alfred thinks if it's in my hand and I'm unwrapping it it's food

Almost dirty enough now

Jesus of Suburbia is so long I weeded and edged almost this whole area while it was playing

Yay, PFC on Goodnight Adeline 👑 (this score is like 20k less than my 99% but shhhh)

I knew there was a rainbow somewhere. Thought I found it. Then I turned the corner and REALLY found it.

Enjoying Green Day's America 250 radio show despite my initial 🤨 reaction

If you buy a MacBook Pro, it comes in a cardboard chaise longue for your cats

Super proud of myself for getting it this clean even before my vacuum gets here. It's almost clear! And only a little dirt on the bottom! (Some of which I'm going to clear up right now with my sad little tube.)

Girl who is not going to be okay but who is for now sitting in dirty pool water warmer than the air and listening to American Idiot and will settle for that :P

Yeah, nope, I'm not getting a brand new pale yellow bathing suit wet with water that has this much dirt in it 😩 I'm just going to stand here for a few minutes and get dressed again I guess

Cutie ☺️

Yeah but like. What if I wrote a letter to the editor about this. Because holy sexist bullshit. Combine them and let them share space. Or put the female athlete there instead. Oh, sorry, would that be unfair?

These shorts are the one time recently I broke my "if you like it, buy two" rule and I have regrets because they are my favorite and most comfortable article of clothing

FINALLY

Oh. These look better.

They kind of suck -- not super sweet and small -- because of the weird weather and the fact I didn't feed them, so I think I'm going to make black raspberry syrup for iced tea

This is her kill

Staring at this calendar widget entry and trying to decipher it until I realized it means Alfred, Gordon, Grayson, Eartha, and Julie's birthday

My mother started it Tuesday or Wednesday night. She will be done in [number of episodes] weeks, plus or minus three. Go away.

Louis just ate a cat and the cat sound effects freaked mine tf out. She was asleep in that scratcher. The one in the background jumped up.