andrei

@sarmale

garlicky scorpio • they/them 🏳️‍🌈🇷🇴🏳️‍⚧️

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andrei@sarmale· 7d

moments before disaster struck

a selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, holding up a small san marzano tomato in their hand. behind them is a garden with rows of flowers and a tall treeline behind them. above the trees is a blue sky with pale pink clouds

andrei@sarmale· 12d

my first sungold!!!!!! heaven in my palm 🥰💓

andrei's outstretched hand holding a bright orange sungold cherry tomato. behind it are their tomato plant and a small green basil bush in a garden bed

andrei@sarmale· Jul 14

yes correct thank you

four pantone swatches in a grid representing four of andrei's birth chart placements: black cherry, a dark red, for their scorpio sun, plum depth, a deep mauve, for their scorpio moon, tailored graphite, a stony grey, for their capricorn rising, and wine velvet, a dark rosy pink, for their scorpio venus

andrei@sarmale· Jun 23

new york I just love you

a selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, smiling on a street in lower manhattan. the sky is vibrant blue, and the light on andrei's skin gives them an orange glow. they are wearing a button up black shirt covered in white spirals, and a silver chain around their neck

two "now playing" posters side by side for satyajit ray's film "days and nights in the forest" on a wall at film forum

a photo of tiramisu and an aperol spritz on a wooden bar

four books laid on a glass-covered iron table with floral motifs. the books are "homosexual intifada, a queer palestinian anthology" edited by george abraham and hannah moushabeck, a published script of cole escola's play "oh, mary!" on top, below them are edmund white's "nocturnes for the king of naples" and robert glück's "jack the modernist"

andrei@sarmale· Jun 14

LIGHTBRINGER 🗡️✨

a selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, rectangular sunglasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, with their shirt pulled off their shoulder to show their new tattoo: a pair of hands raising a gleaming sword aloft. their shirt is yellow linen, and they also wear a silver chain necklace and a black turtleneck.

a close up photo of andrei's tattoo taken by their artist. it is a longsword being held by two hands, which raise it to their bicep towards their shoulder. the blade shines with rays of light towards the tip.

andrei@sarmale· May 30

any of you angels want to eat mangoes on the beach with me this summer?

andrei@sarmale· May 30

nude beach nutrition

a selfie of andrei's hairy torso and hairy thighs, with a copy of shaka mcglotten's book "virtual intimacies" held at their hip. they are wearing a black thong with small metal hoops attaching the codpiece to the strings. they are on the beach, the sky is blue and the sun is bright

a selfie of andrei's hairy lap taken from above as they sit cross-legged with a hunk of watermelon covering their crotch

andrei@sarmale· May 24

please help me draft names for my sweet lil tomato!

a selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, smiling as they hug a large terracotta pot with a green tomato plant inside it. they are wearing a green sweater and a warm smile

andrei@sarmale· May 17

my deepest and most heartfelt thanks to everyone who made this happen

a selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, laid down on a blanket naked under a blue sky. their skin is glowing with sweat, and they have a content expression on their face

andrei@sarmale· Apr 19

haircut alert !

a mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, shirtless in their bathroom. they have just had their hair cut, which is now very short above their ears and not visible behind them on their neck. there is a green tropical cactus creeping into frame, and the walls of their bathroom are a grey-green

andrei@sarmale· Mar 19

how am I expected to spend my time when I'm alone in the office for the rest of the day and I've gone through all my tasks and I forgot to bring my book from home to read ?

a selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache. they are wearing a neutral expression, a pale yellow button up shirt with some chest hair visible below their neck, and a silver chain necklace

andrei@sarmale· Mar 10

new jerseyans when the temperature hits 70°

a selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, smiling with their eyes shut and lifting their arm behind their head. they are standing undressed outside among green and brown trees in the bright sunshine, letting each of their numerous chest and armpit hairs soak up the sun's rays

andrei@sarmale· Mar 8

how it's going currently:

a screenshot of a sniffies grid with no map loaded, creating the appearance of a single user icon (yours truly) floating in a void. the grid is dark blue with lighter blue lines, and the icon is a gorgeous nude of yours truly with a blue ring, side arrows next to "you" and a small orange videochat icon

andrei@sarmale· Feb 23

post-blizzard scenes

a selfie of andrei, a white person with short black hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, smiling in snowy scenery. they are wearing a black shirt, green cardigan, black leather jacket, black headphones over their ears and a silver chain around their neck.

a picture of a snowy street in the woods, with bare trees reaching to the sky, and snow covering their right sides where the wind blew and compacted it onto their trunks

andrei@sarmale· Feb 22

pre-blizzard scenes

a selfie of andrei, a white person with round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a black moustache, slightly smiling and winking at the camera. they are wearing a black baseball cap and headphones over their ears, a brown houndstooth coat and a black scarf, all of which have a light dusting of snow. behind them is some green and brown shrubbery and trees, and snow is visible on the ground.

a photo of lynx, andrei's brown black and white shorthair cat, stretching out on a table by a large bay window. in the window is lynx's box-bed and a thanksgiving cactus. the view out the window is a wintry landscape of trees and snow

andrei@sarmale· Jan 31

a midday bath is such a beautiful thing for a beautiful thing like me to have

a selfie of andrei, a white person with black nearly buzzcut hair, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, in the bath. their head is rested on their closed fist, which rests on the edge of the tub. they are wet, giving their body hair heightened contrast, and a gentle beam of sunlight illuminates their face, which wears a gently quizzical expression

andrei@sarmale· Jan 16

nearly finished with my first read of the year and I'm adoring this story

a copy of alejandro varela's novel "middle spoon" on top of a red and white striped duvet. the book cover is hot pink, the title and author are written in strong, red letters, and the image depicts a pink pillow being sandwiched by two white pillows

andrei@sarmale· Dec 30

fun fact! I was joe pesci's stunt double in home alone

a picture of andrei, a white person with round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, standing and smiling on a snowy manhattan sidewalk. they are wearing a blue sweater, black leather jacket, black scarf, white tote bag and green beanie.

andrei@sarmale· Dec 21

need some help with my shampoo xx

a close up picture of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, under the water in the shower with their eyes closed blissfully and their arms lifted up, presenting the shower-watcher with a view not just of their handsome face but also of their hairy chest and pits

andrei@sarmale· Dec 18

what a hoot!

a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a black moustache, smiling and holding up a white and tan barn owl perched on their sturdy leather glove

andrei@sarmale· Dec 14

my dark chocolate & orange zest basque cheesecake stunned the friendsgiving-goers btw !!

a half eaten basque cheesecake resting in parchment paper with a metal butter knife covered in cheesecake sits precariously on the paper with its handle dangling over the counter

andrei@sarmale· Dec 14

this weekend in moody lighting

a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, bathed in red light. they are wearing a large herringbone patterned coat, a leather jacket, a red turtleneck, an orange paisley scarf and a silver chain around their neck

a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, this time in warm golden light, standing in front of a green pine tree. they are wearing a black and white shirt with watery geological lined patterns, a silver chain around their neck, and a green cardigan

andrei@sarmale· Dec 11

like most romanian food, it doesn't look super impressive, but it absolutely slaps 🤤🇷🇴💓

a white bowl of soup on a dark wooden table. the soup is golden with small chunks of chicken, shredded carrots and thinly sliced green peppers swimming in it. there is a strewn sprinkling of lovage and dill dancing on its surface

andrei@sarmale· Dec 7

I forgot to share my name day meal: pasta in a pumpkin sauce with fried sage and walnuts, and a flourless chocolate cake with maple pumpkin spice whipped cream, hand-whipped by yours truly

a picture of a vibrant orange bowl of orecchiette pasta seaweed with walnuts and fried sage leaves in a blue and cream ceramic bowl on a kitchen counter, with walnuts on a small wooden board on one side of it and a pile of fried sage leaves in a bowl on the other

a slice of dark chocolate cake with a dollop of whipped cream tucked next to it, featuring a rather yonic pool of maple syrup, in a cream bowl decorated in floral designs, resting atop a green and white floral patterned fabric

andrei@sarmale· Dec 7

I think y'all enjoyed this one?

a mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick black moustache, wearing only a green floral robe and black briefs in a room with soft lighting and green tropical plants. they are brushing the robe aside and tugging their waistband suggestively. their chest, stomach and thighs are covered in dark hair.

andrei@sarmale· Dec 3

new year's resolution: keep this up in 2026

a screenshot of the bluesky review stating that I've put alt text on 100% of my images this year. the image is a box with an orange circle, inside of which is the text "100% of images have alt text." in the corner in small orange writing it says "125% above average"

andrei@sarmale· Nov 14

I couldn't tell if I wanted to but I can drop this selfie 🫶🏼 from when I was five (5) cocktail tipsy the night of my 30th birthday at a gay bar in bucharest

a bathroom mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick black moustache, putting their left hand on a tile wall and making a serious face. they are wearing a green textured sweater and dark trousers. the color scheme of the bathroom is bronze, both the mirror and wall have a warm glow from their bronze color.

andrei@sarmale· Nov 11

halt, traveller! you have reached an appreciation checkpoint. please share appreciation before continuing on with your journey.

andrei@sarmale· Nov 11

snow! on my day off! yippee!

a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick black moustache, smiling and holding up a peace sign in front of their snow-covered rhododendron bush. they are wearing a thick navy blue turtleneck sweater and look oh so cozy

andrei@sarmale· Nov 2

I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're a vampire pop star version of yourself ?? 💋🦇🩸