Funny, it always makes me think of the Mallet of Understanding.

Still doing better than what happened to this guy

My guess:

Gosh if there had only been some way for the members of those builders' associations to understand that when they all voted Republican they were, in fact, voting to shoot their own dicks off.

“Hey, Pete, can you give me any advice on how to use up my budget?”

No, I said "weevil," dammit!

It's not over

How I arrived on Bluesky

Silent but deadly

I’m pretty sure it was the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor

Fixed it to make more realistic:

My first thought was Itchy & Scratchy

Don't know who else considers this a staple, but we always start with four bags and they disappear quickly

Nearing dinner time

Dear Leader hails all comrade plumbers!

“Strategic uncertainty is a negotiating tactic”