Kea (and Cherry)

@sayonarapantalones

Mauna Kea is the cat, named after a volcano. I’m Cherry, the one with opposable thumbs. We/I stand for: sarcasm, democratic constitutions, and dignity. Interested in sports, law, politics, and people doing cool stuff. If you’re kind, I’m likely an ally. 🍒

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Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· 24d

Noodz! Yesssss!

A meme-like graphic, featuring Auggie (a handsome white cat) sitting in a bowl of noodles. The yellow lettering on red background reads “Send Noods”

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· 25d

OMC! Youse da ones whomst tossin de howtdawgs frum hebben at Marineros gambes?! If’n noes, den comb over, you’d be grate at it, juss don eat dem all! Sush an blessink! 🪂💫🪂

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· 27d

This.

An orange and white cat sits in front of a field (?) of celery. He appears to be yelling “Too Many Celeries!!!”

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jul 18

Habbee brrtday, Gonzoawesome dude! ❣️🎉🥳🎉❣️ Chellybrate lyke da sunch an coole guy shud (many lots)!! Big luff on dis spechul day! 😻💯😻

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jul 16

Weale. I didnot wantu cooperaite, butt Keamomb guestimates mine tale iz 11.5-12 inchos. Alsow much puffy. Didz not kno hao to messure dat.

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, sits on the arm of a gray and cream sofa, playing with a measuring tape. His green eyes are keenly looking up, one white paw reaching for the dangling tape.

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, sits on the arm of a gray and cream sofa, playing with a measuring tape. He is trying to bite the tape, looking slightly away, with a white-footed paw capturing the tape.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jul 11

My Keamomb saw dis too, booooo. So I Amb embrace Norwegian forest cat heritage (who knows, rilly?) amd become Viking support. Row!

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, lays in his Viking ship (obviously poorly photoshopped) and wears his Viking helmet, looking with derision at all who doubt his authentic heritage.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jul 11

Jes! Yuo are bootiful! 🫶 We kept de punkrock amptitude AND mek it beeg. Luff how yuo can pull off dis luk, pluse, you gotta crow’n, cuz yuor’e owning it! In future, mebbe get @jasthecat.bsky.social to brink dynameetay 🧨 for protec from coos?

A photoshopped picture of Ollie the cat with a fiery pink bouffant hairstyle and crown. He’s being assisted by a fluffy gray cat in a spaceship. As one does.

There are sparkles.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jul 11

Okie dolkie. Imb hav i’deas. You wan bouffaint type (iz lown you mine fur) ore kept badboy rocker imange wit de meowhawk, butt lorger?

Ollie, a grey tabby cat with ice blue eyes, sticks his normal sized head through stair railing spokes. He’s looking off to the left and has an impressive fake Mohawk on his head.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jul 11

Weale, yea, butt seem’d likkin alreddy happin? 😬 Iz combover n do yuors haires. Am egspurt. 🫶 Jus let mee finnish mine ma’ane. 🐮

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, lays on his side on a cream rug, his outrageous tail in the foreground. He’s grooming himself, tongue combing through his white mane, one white paw draped behind him.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jul 8

My guy does NOT like overly fuzzy/soft things. I think it’s because he gets overstimulated and cannot remain vigilant if he lets himself enjoy the softness. As a colony cat too, before he was injured and pulled for treatment, he’s so watchful (but super sweet) and relaxes only in specific areas.

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, lays on a cream patterned rug, his white paws, long, fluffy tail and white muzzle and chest, with pink nose and green eyes looks up at the camera.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jul 5

Bootiful flour! 😻💯😻

Flower, the skunk from Bambi, inside a circle. Surrounded by light blue wording “you can call me a flower if you want to”

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jun 29

Hahaha! Keamomb tot she shud trie make dem too! None bade! 🙂‍↔️😻🙂‍↔️ #plundercatshivemind

Three Nanaimo bars (graham cracker coconut crust, creamy frosting, topped with chocolate) on a white plate, a blurry kettle in the background.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jun 24

Keamomb brot cherrys hombe. Itz wunnerful ting about livin in da Washingmachinton, Dey juss hav by da rode fer buy. Am skepticul. Will Waite fer tankos from Flanoy n McQueen. 🌮🌮🌮😻

Close up of Ranier cherries, with a cat’s face somewhat blurry in the background. You can see his white muzzle and mane, some exceptional whiskers and eyebrows, his green eyes almost rolling, as if to say “seriously, why you show me these things?”

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jun 22

Keas joinink dis grup! 🔱 #GoMs

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jun 14

Sgrettari ob Sugar Kissin! Repartying fer dooty! 💋😽💋

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, pictured from above, kissing/scenting a sugar carton as he stretches up from a brown floor with white shag carpet. A look of seeming pleased accomplishment on his face.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Jun 10

And his hair was perfect.

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, comfy in a gray bowl hammock, with just his face visible. His bountiful white mane spills over the side, underlining his white muzzle, plentiful whiskers, pink nose, green eyes, and perky ears. He looks directly into the camera with a somewhat contented gaze.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 29

Da orcas ober heer habnot yet lurned fromb de guyse in da atlanticc howto yattack dese yachits. Mebbe do a confab ober da winter n get em. I luff dis design frum @laloalcaraz.bsky.social

A graphic from Lalo Alcaraz that features a an orca and boat. The words say “Mi Vida Orca” and “Chinga Tu Yacht”

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 27

🔱

A picture of a bed decked out in Seattle Mariners designs. The caption reads: WE F*UCKING ON THE MARINERS BED TONIGHT

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 27

Gonzo! Iz hab too babie bnunys! Dis one ob dem! Cuuute. 🤗

A picture of a small bunny on a pebbled patio in front of a temporary black planter. Frickin adorable.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 22

Tanks fer da offer, Bertanio! *BOOP*

A photo of Kea, a gray and white cat, close up, his green eyes frame a white muzzle and very pink nose, you can just see his whisker roots. A serious boop.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 22

Keamomb’s Dade is from Maui, n Iz named aftur Mauna Kea. 🌋(butt dormant, cuz imb peeseful) Wez currintly in Warshington, wherein we do coole tings lyke clime ze spasceniddle. 🎉 itz rare to hab clear nights dis thyme ob yeer, so Nisce to lookin at yonder stars. 🌟

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, climbs the Soace Needle. This is photoshopped, by the way.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 21

Here is one of Charlee Keamomb made, too. Hez allwais watcshin ober us. 🖤🐾🤍

A picture of the crescent moon, Jupiter, and Venus in the night sky. Nestled among the pine trees at the bottom is a black and white cat named Charlie, with the stars, watching over his dad, Sam. 🖤

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 21

Lukin up at da celestialness ob it all. Feelink like Charlee dude is hangink owt nearby. 🖤🤍 So we watsch da beauty togedder. 💫 I say hi to SambDad fer yuos, Charlie n tellink himb hez lubbed. 🐾 @kickysam49.com

A picture of the crescent moon, Jupiter, and Venus in the night sky. In the foreground are two cats amongst pine trees, looking at the heavens.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 21

Mien mun luk lil bit more lyke an unhappy fasce. Howebber, aslo kinda mebbe a reindeere. 🦌 Bootiful nonedaless. 🌟🌙🌟

A picture of the crescent moon, Jupiter and Venus among the stars in the night sky. The moon is blurry, but it is curved away from the planets to the eye. Below are pine trees.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 17

Okey. Lemme reech yuo. 🎶Paws…touchink pawse Reeching owt…touchink mee Touchink yuoooooo🎶😻

Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, lays in his brown heated cat bed, a sisal scratching post blocks part of his face and right ear, he looks at you with intense green eyes, one paw extended, with a floofy white mitten. A puffball dangles above his head.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 17

Ignoring the score, turns out ESPN has dubbed us the Chicago Seattle Mariners. 🙃 While I do love Chicago, this seems uncomfortable. GoMs. 🔱

A game score from ESPN showing a video preview of the Seattle Mariners, San Diego Padres game. The caption reads San Diego Padres vs. Chicago Seattle Mariners Game Highlights.

This is a lie. No such thing as Chicago Seattle Mariners. AND there were very few highlights.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· May 11

Todai’s I #hedgewatchforcharlie Keamomb say hallo to dis bnuny fer mez, whomst iz allso doin an #hedgewatch I keep eye on herz, jussincase. Many clovers eetin, robins are LOWD. Repart complet. 🐾

A brown rabbit in a bit of grass amidst some shrubs with dark pink flowers sits up on its hind legs, looking off into the distance.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Apr 30

Doink an #hedgewatchforcharlie Keamomb tinks dis pikchur is arte. Ifn yuo skwint a lil, mebbe it is. Hullo, Charlie, iz lookin out fer you, sendin purrs to yuor Dade. ❤️‍🩹 He miss yuo bery mucsh.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Apr 30

Well, this seems sufficient for a number retirement ceremony. Let’s do it.

Stat line for Brandon Brennan, former Mariners pitcher.

Kea (and Cherry)@sayonarapantalones· Apr 27

Weale, iz haz porblem. Dis cate come tu bacyard a got lovinks and scritches frum Keamomb. Not a fan. Iz even meow’d (ma way ob yell). Youse guyse tink dis ca’at a stray? Shez lookink oberall helth. An shez doink good stare down at me, berry insouciant. #hedgewatch interrupted. 😼