Scarlett Gale

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Author of sexy fantasy books, baker of pies, petter of cats. Sword Bisexual. She/her | HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS out August 16th!

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Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· 17d

Checked off another one of my 2026 Resolution Bingo items last night, specifically the "Try another new fruit!" square. We stopped by Asian Family Mart and picked up a Koren green melon a little bigger than a softball. Very crisp! Definitely reminds you that melons came from cucumbers. I liked it.

Slices of a small pale green melon on a plate.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jun 23

Two quarts in one picking session and not even a tenth of what's on the canes has started to ripen. They're twelve feet tall. I have to get on a stepladder to have any chance of reaching the ones at the top. Send help. Tell them to bring their own buckets.

A mixing bowl full of the most beautiful ripe raspberries you've ever seen.

The raspberries in the mixing bowl are all the way up to the two quart line.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jun 16

Did you know that I write horny fantasy romance? Did you know that I have a duology and the sequel out and available for purchase RIGHT NOW? Did you know you can buy all of them directly from me through my website? Now you do! #Romancelandia #FantasyRomance #FemDom scarlettgaleauthor.com/shop

A graphic with the cover of His Secret Illuminations by Scarlett Gale to one side over a background of green moss. Text reads:
Escape to a kinder, hornier world.
#slow burn; #horny pining; #religious guilt; #about the horniness specifically; #swords and smooching; #anguished declarations of love; #queer found family; #no queers were harmed in the writing of this book; #soft men; #buff women; #magic; #shenanigans; #magic shenanigans
books2read.com/HisSecretIlluminations
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A graphic with the cover for His Sacred Incantations by Scarlett Gale to one side over a background of distant mountains. Text reads:
The adventure continues... with sexy results!
#established relationship; #epic quests; #tender kink; #so much femdom; #aggressive mutual caretaking; #queer found family; #found actual family too; #rad magic; #awesome fight scenes; #almost everyone in this book is queer; #none of the queer characters die; #trans characters; #as in more than one; #fuck religious fundamentalism; #at least one dragon
books2read.com/HisSacredIncantations
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Text over a sunset on the ocean with the cover for Her Subtle Investigations by Scarlett Gale to one side. Text reads:
Knife fights, romance, and polyamory? Oh yeah.
#what if we were all investigating the same kidnappings; #and we got into a fight; #and then teamed up; #and then fell in love; #just kidding; #unless?; #they're all the cranky one; #they're all the sunshine one; #they're all soft for each other; #this is not a love triangle; #this is a triad; #queer; #threesomes; #queer threesomes
https://books2read.com/HerSubtleInvestigations
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Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jun 15

IT BEGINS

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jun 9

I'm trying to alternate where I work to address my sciatic nerve stuff, and part of that meant walking around my house with a laptop trying to find something that's an ergonomic height to stand and write at. I found one (1) option, so... Behold! My standing desk!

A jewelry cabinet next to a floor lamp. There is a laptop and a mouse crammed onto the top of it right in front of a giant earring hanger mounted to the wall.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jun 8

Y'all, as a certified Big Lady Small Man enjoyer, I apparently have been falling down on the job because I only now read The Everlasting by @alixeharrow.bsky.social!!! This book has EVERYTHING: Fucked up time travel! Building myths and fairy tales! Fighting fascism!! YEARNING! FEALTY!! SWORDS!!!

The cover of The Everlasting by Alix E. Harrow, featuring the silhouette of a sword through which one can glimpse the face of a woman, along with curling floral illustrations.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jun 8

I think I was pretty restrained, actually (my credit card disagrees)

A photo of a bunch of spinning fiber and yarn laid out on a rug with a gray tabby cat sitting behind it.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jun 8

I found the promised land (aka Fiber Fusion Northwest Festival) (I didn't buy THAT much yarn) (I bought a lot of spinning fiber though)

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jun 3

We ripped out some absolute HONKERS yesterday at the forest restoration volunteer session. These invasive blackberries have probably been growing uninterrupted since the Obama administration... BUT NOT ANYMORE!!

Scarlett, a pale white woman in gardening gear, holds up a massive blackberry root ball including a runner at least an inch in diameter and five feet long.

Scarlett, a pale white woman in gardening gear, holds a massive blackberry root ball with attached inch-thick canes over her head triumphantly.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Feb 5

Went to the original Bon Marche while we were in Paris (which means "good deal," as in a sale) (the Bon Marche now sells exclusively designer stuff so I think it's a bit less of a bon marche) and they had these two huge chandelier Duchamp bottle drying rack replicas??? Extremely fun!

A shot down into the atrium of a big ornate shopping mall, with at least four stories and an elaborate glass ceiling. There are two giant chandeliers, one on either side of the escalators, that are replicas of Duchamp's bottle-drying rack, with a variety of wine glasses hanging upside down from the inner rings the way crystals would on a normal chandelier.

A shot up at a giant chandelier, one on either side of the escalators replica of Duchamp's bottle-drying rack, with a variety of wine glasses hanging upside down from the inner rings the way crystals would on a normal chandelier.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Feb 2

Kinda feel like we could use some Patriotic Shortening but that's another topic.

A photo of an informational plaque in a museum. Relevant text reads:
According to him, decapitation should avoid unnecessary suffering. Drawing inspiration from instruments already used in Europe, he suggested a wooden machine with a blade.
Used for the first time on 25 April 1792, this machine was quickly dubbed the "guillotine", but was also give many nicknames, such as the "National Razor" and the "Patriotic Shortener". In France, the guillotine would be used until 1977, before the abolition of the death penalty in 1981.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Feb 2

Other parts of it are a little less medieval, like the "Women's Courtyard" where female prisoners hung out in during the day. It had the incredible luxury of a fountain, which let them wash their clothes and/or bathe a bit. The Men's Courtyard did NOT have a fountain, so they just got to stink.

Half of a cobblestone courtyard, surrounded by buildings with high walls and spikes on the roofs pointing downward and in.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Feb 2

They give you a special tablet when you walk in for an "augmented reality" experience, which sounds like it should be cheesy and is actually kinda awesome? You scan these special display pillars and then it shows really well-done historical re-creations of that area as it was in the past!

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Feb 2

We went to the Conciergerie while we were in Paris, which was a medieval palace that then got turned into a court and prison during the French Revolution and is now a museum, and I know I'm being very American but THIS IS THE DAMN LOBBY YOU WALK IN AND BUY YOUR TICKETS IN THIS HALL HOLY SHIT.

A big stone hall with high arched ceilings held up by arched pillars. It looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Feb 1

Got the loom warped up yesterday and started a scarf using a diamond-shaped twill pattern I designed myself! I have to beat the weft so so so gently if I want any kind of balanced weave so that's tricky, but I'm really liking it so far. Knitpicks Stroll for the warp, Malabrigo Arroyo for the weft.

About five inches of a blue/purple/white/black scarf being woven on a loom.

A close-up of a blue/purple/black/white fabric being woven in a diamond shaped twill pattern.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Feb 1

Don't gotta ask me twice, Paris.

A big wheatpaste sticker reading in large block letters, "When you go home tell Trump Paris said fuck you - merci."

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 30

I also took one (1) photo that wasn't of fat rolls. It was instead of fabric folds, something that enrages me with envy/jealousy/appreciation every time I see them well-rendered in fucking MARBLE, how dare you.

A close-up of a Greek-style chiton dress carved in marble, where the wearer is sitting with her knees pulled up in front of here so you have drapery and folds above the waist belt, under the belt, and then from the skirt rucked up on the knees. It's infuriatingly true to life.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 30

And finally we have Lady Doing Fiber Arts Topless. Whomst among us knitters can say we haven't done something similar, etc.

A marble statue of a topless woman spinning yarn, holding a distaff up above her head and a drop spindle on her knee.

A close-up of the marble statue's torso, where the details of her ribcage and belly have been lovingly rendered along with accurate creases.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 30

Here we have a lady taking a nap in the shelter of a big eagle, and she both has accurate belly creases and her boobs are disappearing into her armpits like what happens when I lie down. 10/10

A marble statue of a woman asleep and sheltered under the wings of a big eagle. Her legs are draped in fabric and she and the eagle are posed on top of a carved marble throne that does not look like a comfortable place to sleep if I'm being honest.

A close-up of the marble statue's belly and the very accurate belly creases where she's folded up to the side.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 30

This is a statue of Eve suddenly consumed with regret after eating the apple, and damn, look at the abs on this gal. (Yes I did look like I was taking close-up pictures of every statue's bazongas and I made that sacrifice to bring these photos to you.)

A marble statue of a nude woman sitting on a rock and clutching her head in kind of a sideways pose.

A close-up of the statue's abdomen, where her abs and the fat on top of them are lovingly sculpted in the very accurate bend-at-the-waist pose.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 30

"Whatcha thinkin' about?" "Oh, you know... Statue stuff."

A marble statue of a nude woman sitting all curled up on the ground with her head resting on one knee.

A close-up of the very accurate belly creases of a marble statue of a woman sitting in a curled-up pose.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 30

Love the draped fabric on this nude just to flex by carving all those fabric folds, and then some very accurate ribcage creases.

A marble statue of a nude woman sitting with some fabric draped between her arms and legs.

A close-up of the marble statue's abdomen where she's leaning forward, her waist creasing realistically into her belly.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 30

We went to the Musee d'Orsey and I, a pervert with very specific tastes, immediately documented every good fat roll on the marble statues of women. This lady's one of the first ones you see when you come it: "Woman Bitten by a Snake." (This is definitely what I look like when a snake bites me.)

A shot of a marble statue of a nude woman lying partially on her side, head tipped back in a very horny swoon.

A close-up of the very realistic fat rolls sculpted into the crease where the marble statue woman's waist meets her hip.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 29

Brought home a very reasonable 2.5 pounds of shrinkwrapped French butter in my suitcase, as you do

Eight bricks of fancy French butter, shrinkwrapped together into a butter block.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 26

This was one of many incredible tiny thrift shops in Paris we visited today that are set up in old-ass buildings with dungeon basements), or as I like to call them, THRIFT CRYPTS

A very steep staircase down into an old-ass stone basement, lined on either side with choice vintage clothing.

A shot upwards at the arched rough stone ceiling of a thrift shop, which looks like racks of clothes stuffed into a dungeon.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 25

Everyone in Paris is so helpful!

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 23

Listen, it's 100% wool, fully lined with a slippery fabric that means I can wear it over a sweater without having to struggle to get the sleeves on, and I got to buy it directly from the designer who is clearly my sister in another life. I couldn't not buy it!

A photo of two pale white women women with red hair. The one on the left is wearing a jacket printed with short blocky stripes in shades of red and black, black shorts, black tights, and black over the knee boots. She is the fashion designer. The woman on the right is wearing a red beret, a black kn95 mask, a black sweater, and black and red pants printed with a cool graphic pattern. That's Scarlett. They have very similar vibes.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 23

Me in Muji: Okay there are a lot of 100% wool sweaters on sale, but I don't need to buy something that isn't right just because it mostly fills a hole in my wardrobe. Me in a Parisian designer pop-up for less than a minute: IF I DON'T SPEND 500 EUROS ON THIS INCREDIBLE COAT RIGHT NOW I WILL PERISH

A mirror selfie of Scarlett, a pale white woman with red hair, smiling and wearing a gray coat with ombre black details, including a big shawl collar, cool little cape sleeves hanging off of the actual sleeves, and a big twirly coat skirt. The coat has two buttons and a black belt that ties. It looks dope as hell.

A over the shoulder mirror selfie of Scarlett, a smiling pale white woman with red hair, really showing off the drape of the sleeve capes and the back of the coat where the big shawl collar drapes over the shoulders and the skirt fades from gray to black.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 22

Some meals from Paris! Hotel breakfast yesterday, lunch tartes and salads from yesterday, and Cambodian bowls for yesterday's dinner. Today was a lot of the same (we had leftovers of the tartes) + I finally got to a good market so we had a spectacular hotel room picnic dinner. #ParisByStorm

A plate with brie, a croissant, two hash brown patties, some bacon, and a bowl of mixed fruit and cucumbers.

Two to-go boxes holding slices of savory tarts and salads.

Two chicken and rice bowls with cilantro, lime wedges, and a scattering of chopped peanuts.

A beautiful cheese picnic with a seedy baguette, a sliced apple, sliced cucumber, grapes, four kinds of brie, and two little patisserie desserts.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor· Jan 22

Went back to Cafe Miaou for an hour with my laptop and wrote over 800 words in the company of these lovely creatures. A+ choice, would write in a cat cafe again and god willing I will. #ParisByStorm