I need a real estate agent — do you know any? I’m trying to make a move here.

If you were a dessert, you’d be a sweetie pie.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you press start and be my player 2?

Are you Alexa? Because I want to request a few things from you later tonight!

Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

Are you an electrician? Because every time I look at you, the whole world lights up.

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

You could spam me all night, and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

I’m not an organ donor, but I’ll give you my heart.

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I met you.

Are you an entomologist? Because I’m catching all these butterflies.

Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents.

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on Earth, I think I’d still fall for you.

Is your name chamomile? Because you look like a hot tea.

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

What time do you have to be back in Heaven?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something near you. My jaw.

Just wanted to let you know… You have some cute on your face.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

You spend so much time in my dreams, I should charge rent!

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I’ve heard milk does a body good, but damn, how much did you drink?