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@schlompkins
Probably retired TV writer, ASCAP composer & former national cable news producer. Solo developing a pixel art horror game called Sharp Fingers. Might start #gamedev postin’ soon, who knows 🇱🇧/🇺🇸
fucked up my neck (sleeping) and spent the entire weekend absolutely faded on prescription muscle relaxers
yes LinkedIn please tell me about what’s going on over at Double Fine Productions, sounds like a great opportunity!
yes we know his remains are hospitalized, now can we put them in the ground
The New York Times, truly the paper of record on what like 6 assholes on the Upper West Side are thinking about
you cannot convince me that’s what the owner of Cadbury Eggs looks like, there is simply no way that’s true
either he was naked or he was wearing one sock, make up your mind
mom got me a planter that magnetically floats on air, but if you touch it, it snaps down onto the base and sends dirt splattering everywhere. found a better use for it (and yes he spins forever)
Favorite genre of LinkedIn guy is “dude who wore a tux to a wedding once and spends the next 5 years using the selfies to dispense sage wisdom about success”
boss walked in on me slurping on this with my whole mouth like an ice luge
truly wild the degree to which almost all of our problems are consistently the fault of the same 15-20 gigantic assholes
in Kena: Bridge of Spirits, there are hidden meditation spots where you can extend your health bar by just sitting quietly for a minute, which is the realest mechanic of all time