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@schmrrrlex
mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
the record player's on the first floor so my family is hiding upstairs
looks like a moth on molly at a rave. and that's exactly what I expected
beware. if you do this you'll turn evil and end up looking like this
when my kid uses my debit card to doordash himself a huge bag of nerds gummy clusters and a six pack of blue gatorade
I have this pic framed on my desk. One of my all time favorite funny twitter things. Thank you for your service Dave Cactus!
somehow when Kilmeade says "kill the homeless" on national television there are no consequences, yet when I say that if Brian really wants to apologize he should lethally inject himself I get my twitter account suspended
as an American from the Midwest, I do NOT want my burger smashed by some kind of Silicon Valley proprietary tech device. I want it done by a big man with neck rolls whose been working a griddle for 30 years and calls his spatula 'Lucille'
just rolled the dice and went for it. I truly envy the stupid but confident
actual product description: "This shade recalls the darkness inside the box of pain which forced Paul Atreides to recite the Litany Against Fear to endure. It is a dark charcoal or black shimmery loose eyeshadow with flecks of silver" what is happening
for purposes of illustration this is a thousand gallon tank (dipshit in shirt is not me). just eyeballing it this all sounds reasonable
In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, please share a Far Side that you love.