Schwarz
@schwarzcrow
real crow hours 31 | PGH | he/they |🔞
there's a company i see at work all the time and every time i see their logo i think it could use an upgrade
my Show players, two-way player Leonard Leonard and relief pitcher Lindsey Lindsay
4/24/2026 Dorian Electra - Dorian Electra (2026) A self-titled album full of covers is a hilarious concept, but it really works. Fun as hell, they really took these tracks and made them their own.
a beam of light extends from the heavens i am immediately healed of all diseases, illnesses, maladies, and status effects
Never underestimate a borb's ability to down an entire keg of anything. Soda? Beer? Whatever, he'll tank it. A wonderful commission done by the wonderful @clovercanine.bsky.social (check quotes for 💦💨 alts if you're feelin✨freaky✨)
2/14/2026 Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) This movie is the peak of comedy. 2/5
i've discovered one issue with Tidal it tends to get confused by artists with the same name
1/31/2026 A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) Even more fucked up than the third one? really needed some dokken
1/25/2026 Battlefield Baseball (2003) This is the best movie I have ever seen
1/24/2026 A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) Wow that was genuinely fun and interesting. Fucked up. Also wow I forgot about Dokken
It's soup season. Pooltoys have to keep warm in the winter but this is a bit extreme. Art by the wonderful @vanillabuttad.bsky.social
1/20/2026 Stuart Little (1999) Haven't watched this in two decades, and it's still surprisingly great.
1/17/2026 A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) i somehow never watched any of these, so this was a fun one to start with holy subtext batman
*intelligence of 12* "i'm gonna roll an intelligence check to see if my character remembers how sohcahtoa works" *spends a turn giving myself advantage on int checks* *rolls two sixes*
"alright, first to the top of the hill wins" *remembers i can cast dimension door*
1/7/2026 11.22.63 (2016) watched this all in one afternoon whoops what a fucky concept. james franco is old and weird. 4/5
1/5/2026 The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010) holy shit that was good. my knowledge of the anime series is spotty but this movie works surprisingly well without.
1/3/2026 Starting it off with a doozy. Terrifier (2016) sure was... something. Several moments where I didn't want to watch (boring) and several moments I didn't want to watch (yucky) but i just couldn't pull my eyes away