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Scott Centoni

@scottcentoni

Recovering computational materials scientist turned computer infrastructure worker 🏳️‍🌈he/him Black Lives Matter trans rights are human rights

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Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jul 11

A man slaps a snap bracelet onto his wrist.

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jul 8

I feel like this is the appropriate reaction to every sentence that couchfucker uttered.

A peacock says
I JUST ROLLED ALL 100
OF MY ASS EYES

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jun 13

That’s some kind of gnome hooked hammer static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp...

Many different exotic weapons in dungeons and dragons 3.5 including the gnome hooked hammer

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· May 16

White Blue Black Red Green Colorless

The color pie of Magic: The Gathering

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Apr 24

I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Mar 20

Dunc and Egg in Dune movie poster meme

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Mar 1

A military helmet with a photo of Jeffrey Epstein and the caption never forget what you’re fighting for

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Feb 28

The Twin Peaks title shot with the text
Fix your hearts
Or die

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Feb 9

A yellow snake, licking a boot and saying, please dread on everyone, but me, sir

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jan 21

He's just so stupid. He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about.

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jan 10

tonight's episode:

THE WRITER'S
BARELY-DISGUISED
FETISH

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jan 4

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Dec 20

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Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Dec 2

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The poster for the movie Snowpiercer. An immense train plows through a snowy landscape.

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Nov 10

A child’s skull before losing baby teeth, with part of the outer layers of bone cut away

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Nov 7

The five colors of Magic

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Nov 5

Douglas Reynholm, kakistocrat extraordinaire, shows off his boots

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Oct 27

Kenneth Branagh as Victor Fuckboi Frankenstein

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Oct 23

Domestic Enemy Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social
Bluesky Elder
• Verified
The Rule of Goats is this:
If you fuck a goat, you're a goatfucker.
It doesn't matter that you were fucking the goat ironically, or to troll people.
You fucked a goat.

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Aug 19

Butterfly: furries
Man with glasses: is this rishathra?

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Aug 15

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A handful of Oreo cookies splashing excitedly into creamy milk

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jul 14

On a food truck I saw last week:

A sign with multiple errors, including spelling, capitalization, punctuation, alignment, and kerning.

MADE IN ITALLY SAN FRANCISCO
FRANCISCOS
MEXICAN FOOD LLC.
SAN FRANCISCO Ca. 94124

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jul 3

What I really want is an explanation for this:

A passage from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_pastry#Terminology

In Danish, Norwegian, and Swedish, the term for Danish pastry is wienerbrød (or wienerbröd), meaning 'Viennese bread'.[7][8] The same etymology is also the origin of the Icelandic vínarbrauð, Finnish viineri and Estonian Viini sai ('Viennese pastry').

In Vienna, conversely, the Danish pastry is known as Kopenhagener Plunder (or simply Kopenhagener, after Copenhagen) or Dänischer Plunder.[1][9][10][8]

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jul 2

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A satirical organizational chart from Microsoft depicts different business units aiming weapons at each other

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Jun 4

Is that a mosquito repellent incense coil? pestpush.com/wp-content/u...

A green coil of mosquito repellent incense smoldering on a metal holder

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Mar 31

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MY GAWD THESE TRUMP PEOPLE ARE RACIST.
THAT ATTITUDE IS WHAT'S PUSHING ME TO BE RACIST!
MAGA
IT...
DOESN'T.
I BOUGHT THIS WAFFEN SS UNIFORM FOR HALLOWEEN.
YOU'LL CRY "OFFENSIVE" SO MAYBE I'LL JUST WEAR IT
EVERY DAY.
MAGA
SAY WHAT?
I JUST HATE TO DO THIS.
BORS
THENIB.COM
MIGHT AS WELL! YOU
SAY I'M A NAZI SO, FINE, I'LL BE A NAZI IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
MAGA
BZZZZZZZ
I FEEL BULLIED, REALLY.

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Mar 11

A televangelist prays, “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Mar 6

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An array of different brands of menstrual cup

Scott Centoni@scottcentoni· Oct 21

The underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.