Why does he remind me of Prince Gerhard from 30 Rock?

Well the other half has looked.

I thought this post was about something VERY different at first glance...

Tonight's dinner: baked fennel and lemon orzo. Pretty easy, pretty tasty.

Can confirm: no.

I should get in the shower...

Only 20???

Me talking about the recent heatwave.

Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Very consciously decided that Shabana Mahmood doesn't count as a celebrity...

This is the shampoo. It smells fairly cucumber-y in the shower but dry it just has quite a fresh and faintly masculine smell? If you've stayed in a Hilton, it's similar to the Crabtree & Evelyn toiletries they have.

Avoiding taxes?!

Gone but not forgotten 😢.

Nice out.

Just a dip.

Whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.

Filth, Andy. Filth.

Before and after baking. They smell really good - like a fancy cheese on toast.

Noooo not those. These:

When are we going to get this collab because honestly...

Not sure I like what the wind is doing to my hair.

It's midday in June 😭!

Oh I was still thinking about the chorus.

I've gone rogue and bring you chef Andy cooking with lots of crispy onions.

I know just who to call.

I think it's rather brave of Steven Spielberg to release a film on the same day as RuPaul's Stop! That! Train!

"Add a few drops to all dishes to improve the flavour" What could go wrong?

Join the queue 😉.