PhD in dad jokes
@scottw1975
About to tip over because I lean so far to the left. Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
I'd worry about your own ass and your cohorts. It's coming in the fall.
My oldest and one of his friends are going on a month long Amtrak ride around the country. $500 gets you a 30 day 10 leg journey. They're otw to Chicago and then Denver. Not sure after that, but they wanna head to Seattle at some point. My wife and I are anxious, but I'm jealous as hell. 🙂
She moved from the empty tissue paper plastic to the empty box. We're going nuts over here.
Had a random memory pop up as I looked at my socks while on a leg machine. I remember getting in trouble at the lunch table at school in first grade for singing "Pac Man Fever" a little to robustly. I was one of those "hyper" kids.
My house smells amazing. I've had a chicken tortilla soup cooking in the crackpot all day.
Saw this on one of the parking lot light poles at my office building.
I'm not really understanding the mailing address here because I live in Memphis.
Dinner from earlier. Tonight was good, but I'm looking forward to tomorrow when I make red beans and rice. I've got the beans soaking in the stainless pot at the end. 😁
Don't know about that, but I'll give you indifferential service for free.
The answer to the "This Week in History" in my work's Monday morning meeting would be that I texted my boss that my wife had just told me that her car tags would be expiring after the 28th and I would start my next day at the DMV. She's getting it online this year.
Good morning. Getting that pre-work workout in. Hope your day is an awesome one.
My oldest son's girlfriend tookt a really great picture of him skating the other day.
My youngest wanted Rotolo's for his birthday this past Sunday. We had it for lunch at work today. Angry Pig calzone twice this week for the win!!
The last good album they made. Also the workout jam for this morning.
I love being watched by customers through the front door at work while they wait for us to open.
My house is gonna smell sooooo fucking amazing when I get home from work today.