R. Scott Davis

@scottyd89

Stay At Home Dad. 1/2 of Madame Seldnei’s Home for Queer Neurodivergents. My Wife is pretty awesome too. I have 2 teens Lanky, and <insert hair color> Don’t follow me. I’m only funny in other people’s comments.

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R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· 3d

Because HELL YEAH I DID!

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· 8d

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 404197158928! Guess what My Lovely Wife @seldnei.bsky.social has gotten me back into.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Mar 16

Seriously Kindle, this is just fucking insulting.

A picture of the bottom left corner of an iPad screen with the Kindle app open. The background of the screen of black the font is in white. In the very bottom of the left corner is a line that reads 6hrs 22mins left in chapter.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jan 29

Pic 1. Florida Man’s “Oh shit! We don’t have an ice scraper! Pic 2. “Oh thank god!”

Picture of a black spatula next to a steering wheel.

A think line of ice on the side of the windshield. In no way obstructing any view.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jan 24

God I fucking Love Ybor.

The outside of La France, an amazing LGBTQ friendly clothing/used clothing store. Fiercely small business advocates.

A detail of the outside of La France.
One sign says “Tariffs are fucking American small businesses and health insurance companies are fucking us all.”

Second sign says “Cursed is anyone who withholds Justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow” Dut 27:19
And
“Speak up for those who can’t speak for themselves, for the rights of all who need an advocate. Speak up, judge righteously, defend the cause of the poor and the needy.” PROV 31:8-10

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Nov 27

There is always one thing where, in the middle of doing it I’m like, “What the fuck am I doing!?!?” Peeing/cutting squash? Yeah that the thing.

A quartered squash. I know what kind it is, but I’ll be damned if I’m awake enough to remember the name.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Nov 24

It’s just a couple of Turkey breasts, how annoying can it be!?!?!?

Drunk Scott says, “Yeah, I’m not typing my this shit out” wait for the edit by Sober Scott.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Nov 12

Signs that you live with a neuro-atypical gamer.

PS5 controller in the passenger seat of the car.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Nov 6

My Mother just found my Grandfather’s old slide ruler. Notice the button down strap so you could hang it off your belt.

A Post slide ruler above a black leather carrying case. The case has a button down strap so you can hang it off your belt.
Both are sitting in my lap atop my worn jeans.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Nov 2

Check out what was on my front entrance today. Safely removed. I’m thinking it’s a Banded Water Snake.

Very small snake in the grass next to the wall on my front walkway. Kind of a brown-grey with blue-grey stripes or bands

Very small snake in the grass next to my walkway. Kind of a brown-grey with blue-grey stripes or bands.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Oct 29

I try to call my kids new and exciting names any time I can. I’m pretty proud of this one.

A single BlueSky text bubble that says:
“Dorkdecahedron, breakfast is ready.”
Dork-deca-hedron

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Oct 18

Had My Lovely Wife’s Book placed in the Library! Today we went to visit it! This is pretty cool!

Close up of a Library Shelf. Lots of book by Cobbler’s Hill by Laura E. Price is centered.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Oct 3

BANANAS FROM MY BANANA PLANT! I more than likely harvested the too early, but it was my first bunch and I was excited. I’m a victim of premature harvesting.

A lot of small, very green bananas. There’s like 20? In the pic.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Sep 20

Apparently I have invented DayQuil. <shudders>

Mt. De2 Trolli Cherry-Lemon flavored, 20oz bottle. Next to a bottle of Espolon Tequila Blanco, behind a glass with a disturbing red liquid.
Don’t do this at home.
Seriously, do not mix these.
Yuck.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Aug 16

I don’t want to say this is the perfect breakfast, but it is damn close.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Aug 5

At some point I will learn the “Use the right tool for the job” “life hack” For now though, I have a hammer AND EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING NAIL!

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Aug 3

Shout out To Gods & Monsters in Orlando, Fl. Got these Xenopop Neo-Pop greeting cards! Nice little find. Artwork by Dr. Smash.

The front of two greeting cards. (Left) is a mostly blue card with “Thrill” “Mystery” “Comics” perineal in dynamic typeface. A woman with blonde hair and red lipstick looks shocked. While her hair is drawn like a normal comic book style (bright yellow with black outlines and accents) her face is made up of blue dots in a pseudo Lichtenstein style.
(Right) A man and a woman embrace they are wearing superhero style costumes and the woman is saying, “My body may be bulletproof…)

Interior of one of the previous greeting cards faint drawings of other Dr. Smash art work.

Front and back of the greeting cards. The one showing the front is the blue woman’s the back has a boatload of information drop about the cards. Find more information and xenopop.com

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 25

I think this page could not have been done any better than Brad Walker did.

The next page of The New History of the DC Universe featuring scenes from Crisis of Infinite Earths

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 25

While I seriously love Mike Allred’s art

Interior page of The New History of the DC Universe interior page featuring The (original) Infinity Inc. along with the Anti-Monitor

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 25

Reading New History of the DC Universe and…

Cover for the Comic Book
“New History of the DC Universe” #2.
Art by Scott Koblish

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 24

Iced Coconut Cream and Matcha. It’s not good people. It really isn’t.

Bitter sadness in a Tervis Harry Potter Tumbler. A mixture of matcha, coconut cream, ice and a lot of sugar. You probably can’t see the sugar in the picture though. And a can of coconut cream beside it.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 22

I know I had the first three issues of this series. I remember it being pretty good. Can’t remember why I stopped at three. BUT! Do you have the much worse:

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 22

My Lovely Wife @seldnei.bsky.social Thinks this is Peak Humor. “The people at the recycling center need levity!”

The side of a Coke bottle. The label says, “Recycle Me Again” and written in black Sharpie underneath the “me again” is “Daddy”

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 10

You would think all of the pretty comics book covers would keep me focused. YOU WOULD BE WRONG!

I totally appreciate the need for ALT Text, but Damn! Do you want me to type out all of these covers? I realize I probably could have already done that. ok here goes. From Top Left to Bottom right: Front and bock covers to Kingdom Come issues 1-4 with spines and details of the spine and corners that show damage. Marvels issues 1-4 and Issue 0. THese books are not damaged and do not have details. Bottom right corner, random bock cover of a 200's comic book showing a PSA with an oddly shaped girl.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 8

Angel and The Ape Vol. 3 DC/Vertigo August, 2001

Cover of Angel and the Ape Vol. 3 from DC/Vertigo comics. Released August 22nd, 2001.
Cover Artist Art Adam’s.
Subtitle in the bottom left corner reads: The Naked City Just Got Hairier.
The Ape is pictured from the waist up, looking at the reader. He is in a grey suit coat with a dark grey/blue shirt. He is holding a smoking gun pointed at the reader, and another smoking gun pointer up.
Angel is standing, back resting on Ape with her arms around Ape. Going up and around his head. She has long blonde hair. She is also looking at the reader.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 8

I am 54 years old. Why am I doing this to my self!?!? Why?

A can of Ghost Warheads Sour Watermelon flavor is in my hand.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 5

Me: My burrito rolling skills suck. My burrito:

A fajita skillet a top a stove. Not that you can really see the skillet. There is a large flour tortilla mostly covered with pork carnitas, onion, poblano and red bell pepper.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jul 1

Red Beans and Rice ( obviously no rice pictured). I did good with this one. I should also write down a recipe

Red Beans with Andouille Sausage and lots of other ingredients. Slow cooked on the stove top.

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jun 28

Because I *should* continue my bad choices. 😐

R. Scott Davis@scottyd89· Jun 27

Once again regretting my choice of beverage today. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?!?!?!?! ( I did not buy this, I blame Lanky.)