Basically it’s this:

What the hell have they done to Walls Feast?! Where’s my chocolate ice cream? Where’s my chocolate bit in the middle? Do I have to write to my MP to fix this??

Great set, even better T-shirt.

Even the story of how he wrote it is a work of art…

The hair on Eric Carmen was a particular highlight. Thing of beauty. Couldn’t take my eyes off it.

Was lucky to get a ticket for the game yesterday and what a game it was. That stadium was magnificent. The Reds were magnificent. The game was bonkers. All the fun.

Here he is ladies and gentlemen, the best football player in the world: