OJ had better luck finding the real killers than Lindell has with voting irregularities.

The have Brian Unger reffing the World Cup Final?

Knicks not in trouble. No need to call to discuss.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll.

That’s his go-to pose

Tough to describe how good of a boy Mikey is. Had a tough start to life (three owners and a shelter in his first two years) but he’s a fantastic dog.

Rodger…met this Very Good Boy named Whiskey today. He will be at the NCAA Division II National Indoor Track & Field Championships this weekend as “The Director of Kind Vibes.”

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life.

He’s got a George Smiley vibe about him.

Uh…sir…thoughts about this part buried at the end of the story?

Now maybe I'm dirty, and maybe I smoke a little dope. It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the pope. I know I get wild and I know I get drunk. But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk. My old man used to call me a no-good punk And I still don't know why.

Should have gone with Red Owl instead.

Okay…I grew up in a small town in southwestern Minnesota, right on I-90. There was a truck stop just off the exit that was originally called “Road Runner” and used a copy of the Warner Brothers cartoon as their logo.

Groucho Marx is the only other person who comes to mind.

North Dakota decided this issue years ago when they said yes to putting the name of a Nazi enthusiast on their hockey facility. (You know…back when that was a really bad thing)

I’m calling it.

Me every time I read a headline now

Will never complain about a MST3K reference, but this is where my mind went to.