All hail Sir Sadiq, Lord Khan…! Listening to gammon losing their tiny minds is exquisite.

And then there’s this:

Lest we forget Führage’s own threats against public servants… #TwoTierPolicing

How well has this aged in 2 years? Fűhrage once very comfortable threatening violence to public servants. #ReformoronHypocrisy

“It was just a personal gift…’ Are Clacton voters REALLY that dense?

This 100%

The Daily Fail dredges the important issue of the day: #NaziSupportingScum

FIFA’s Peace Prize recipient is just excelling himself, threatening oblivion: #TangerineImbecile

That FIFA Peace Prize was worth every corrupt penny:

Have a thought for the fossil fuel fetishists, today: the UK is exporting its surplus power to Europe, the traded price has fallen to negative territory and 86% of the UK’s needs are being met with clean renewables and more than 5% of generation is being currently stored:

The only ‘worry’ is that this is in the Express - never knowingly right about anything…but here’s hoping. 🤞

But…but…but we’re all so much better off, right?

Yeah…how did that cast iron promise work out?

Well, at least she’s gloriously consistent:

It’s been three years… How have I coped?

Oh no…

“Our civilisation” being used with exquisite irony? When exactly did burning homes, trashing communities and terrorising children belong to any civilisation? #FarageRiots2.0

So…once again, Farage achieves his objective: triggering his thuggish followers, rioting in the streets, hurling missiles at the police. He is a disgrace - he knew what he was doing. #FarageRiots

There’s always receipts:

Seriously, anyone surprised..?

Surely a miracle..?

What price principles if you’re a racist gobshite?

Unelected Reformoron, Zia Yusuf, told BBC Politics Live that “Everyone was aware that Mandelson had been the Prince of Darkness, for years.” Erm…except for his own leader, that is…

Wow! Just 1% of the UK’s electricity needs is currently relying on fossil fuels! Don’t let the green-phobic, right wing lobbyists tell you it’s not happening!

Meanwhile, whilst NOT in Clacton, nor attending Parliament consistently, Fuhrage is a BIG fan of Mandelson:

Curious about why Fagash Fuhrer was absent (again) from the Commons during the vilification of SKS, yesterday..?

Have a thought for the poor Telegraph hack tasked with performing narrative pirouettes, this morning:

The Fanta-faced Heathen really doesn’t get it:

When self-reflection isn’t your strong point…