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@seaguardxiv
⬗ chronic fatigue haver ⬗ she/they | 🏳️🌈 very queer | >30yo, white | SoCal ⬗ EN / DE ⬗ frieren-pilled ⬗ shitposter & software engineer ⬗ pfp by @emibirdee.art
why does my cereal look like it wants me to bet my life savings on whether the milk is expired already or not?
evil scientists enacting their genius plan to convert ordinary people into deadly weapons in 2026:
maybe instead of investing in some weird shitty genAI summary generator garbage, twitch should just invest in a way to make stream thumbnails explain everything. like, upon seeing this title you may wonder "how's prog going?". and luckily the thumbnail answers it perfectly
i really hate that this account has become some kind of standard for breaking news because, (a) its literally just mass unsourced reposts from X, with no regard for correctness. and (b) the fucking avatar and header, what are we DOING?????
From the opposite perspective... Early in Endwalker, I was brewing up my Azem OC, and spent a lot of time looking up deities to find someone who would represent a wise protector of sorts. And I was soooooo chuffed to land on Athena. And then a few patches later....
i went to xitter for the first time in months and wow they sure do just throw an upsell right at you immediately without anything to indicate that its optional huh.
Not my picture but it was like this. I guess a juvenile western skink? The Internet says that the color fades with age.
I think a lot about the original "this is fine" comic, but I also think a lot about this one too
I've been using this extension for a while to get an alert while looking at individual games' pages, but i just realized that even search results will show a warning now, bless up
what the fuck do you mean Napster has pivoted to being a suite of creepy deepfake-video-based AI agents for companies? they're calling it the worst rebrand of all time
Sometimes you hear "long-time incumbent" and wonder how long they really mean. And the fucked up thing is that the answer is "So long that somebody could have been born after you came into office, grow up, get their JD, work on a PhD, work in a professional job, and then run against you"
savage raider confession: this marker in Windurst always fucks me up. because normally the "look away" indicator is a big eye. so if there's a 🚫 on it, naturally that should mean "don't look away". and yet......