Sean Bell
@seancmbell
Writer. Broke. Bylines: The Intercept, Heckle, Bella Caledonia, The National, The Herald, Source, Jacobin, openDemocracy. Scotland's leading expert on Elvis Presley-related sandwiches.
Good! As traditions go, it's pretty Weird, Actually. Some people are going to be really pissed about this, though - were I a betting man, I might even hazard to guess a few names. The think-pieces are going to be unbearable
My latest for @theintercept.com on the lessons of Keir Starmer's downfall theintercept.com/2026/06/27/b...
Who's going to break the news to Chris Deerin and the New Statesman that Anas Sarwar is not, in fact, first minister?
What do you wager that I won't procure for you a far superior drinking water from any tap in Scotland, a mere 3000-odd miles away? If I don't succeed, you may cut off my head.
When you're trying to give reasonable answers while being interrogated by a couple of space pigs: