Sean M
@seanstermonster
Co-host on the Royal Riot podcast, covering the Utah Royals FC of the NWSL. I love food, folks and fun.
The guy who missed the princess party last Friday night at the RioT. Good news buddy -- the Utah Royals are back in action at home Saturday against Orlando!
In no order, frustration w/ the NWSL: 1. Gotham signing another big name & supposedly still under cap. 2. League fining Cooper for wearing her cleats. Money matters growing a league. I get it. Big markets matter. Understood. But this is annoying in '26. Pic of league approved cleats.
Look at that story of Utah Royals controlling in Portland. Swarming the 18. Possession. Expected goals. NWSL has taken note of @utahroyalsfc.com dominance. 💪🏼⚽
Top of the table! Numero uno. First place. Cream of the crop! Utah Friggin Royals! 💪🏼⚽
Hoping @profhelix24.bsky.social is able to get some dope pics again tomorrow! 🤞 Ya'll see last week's pics?!🙂
Do you to shamone?! If you like to shamone, join us for the latest episode of the @royalriotpod.bsky.social as we celebrate the King of Pop and the 2nd place (soon to be 1st) @utahroyalsfc.com of the @nwslbot.bsky.social Don't stop till you get enough!
We're silly and informative on the new episode of @royalriotpod.bsky.social that will be available early tomorrow morning. Silly and informative is a great mix, especially in these unfergalicious times, don't you think? URFC NWSL
Love this picture of Tatumn on the Victory+ screen! Let's go Utah Royals FC! 💪🏼⚽
And this kid, seen here wondering if the ref needs his glasses, agrees with us. Photo by @royalriotpod.bsky.social
Visual summary of my previous post for Utah Royals FC psyche study using See's Candies suckers. The team was greatly surprised that Kate Del Fava chose vanilla over cinnamon. Word on the street is that she constantly chews cinnamon gum.
6/6 Butterscotch: If you need buttering up, this is your person. They're sweet & comforting like your grandma. Because they have a wealth of experience in different situations, they will help you with a variety of decisions. They're sweet for sure, but they can also be intense and complex.
5\6 Cinnamon: What's not to love about someone who is warm and spicy? They're the strong friend. Intense. They bring depth to the conversation. They're versatile -- in that they can be situationally sweet or offer depth. We all have positive memories with our cinnamon friends.
4/6 Latte: This is the popular friend that everyone wants to hang with. They're approachable. Comforting. Their effect on you can be long lasting. And, they smell so damn good. They can be hot or cold, but even when they're cold -- they're enjoyable to have around.
3/6 Chocolate: Smooth, rich and inviting, you want chocolate in your life. These people are good for your heart, and they will undoubtedly improve your emotional well-being. It is believed that introducing them into your routine each day will lead to a longer, richer life.
2/6 Vanilla: This person is complex and dependable. You may count on them to offer valuable insights in a time of need. They fit into almost any situation, and just having them around may reduce stress, anxiety, and create a relaxing, calming effect.
My Summer '25 ⬆️ 10: Nite Time Is My Time -The Buttertones Arms Tonight -Mother Mother Kilby Girl -The Backseat Lovers Punkrocker -Teddybears feat. Iggy Pop Baja California -Myke Towers Messy -Lola Young Oysters In My Pocket -Royel Otis Potion -Djo Back On You -Djo Cross the Street -Junior Varsity
Being a small part of the @royalriotpod.bsky.social has brought me so much joy! I ❤️ interacting with the players & the front office & staff. I ❤️ getting to know you at the stadium, & I ❤️ my sistas in futbol @bmin4.bsky.social & @maggiemack.bsky.social & my bro @royalriotstock.bsky.social #NWSL
If you're in Utah's 1st congressional district (Ex., Ogden, Logan, Layton, Clearfield, parts of Park City and Salt Lake City) please consider joining. Rep Moore needs to know the thoughts of his constituents.
I'm not s mathematician, but 99% is a whole hellava lot more than 1%! -- Senator Bernie Sanders #fighttheoligarchy #aoc #slc
Retro night at @utahroyalsfc.com Bringing back the raging alcoholism of the 70's. #NWSL #URFC
#URFC fans, there are still some $10 tickets for the @utahroyalsfc.com home opener Saturday! Get the code in the Utah Soccer app by claiming the offer.
This guy's box obsession is out of control. The moment you open a package, it's his.
My daughter wanted to have a picnic for her birthday. We braved the cold wind and created a memory! 🥶