The Seldom Seen Kid
@seldom-seen-kid
Science, music and footy loving woke lefty northerner. The plural of vinyl is vinyl. F/8 and be there. We're just normal men. We're just innocent men. #RepublikofMancunia 🇮🇪 🔴⚪⚫
I might be wrong, but I get the feeling some lonely elderly spinster is about to hand over her life savings
Might as well have given him his place on the bench. He stands as much chance of getting on the pitch.
Pretty sure the Harris Hawk isn't native to Manchester....
Hey, I did that once. I can confirm it hurts. Happy to give warts and all recovery stories too if you like!
Of course, the correct response is "get down and stop begging off my plate" however my response is "aaw go on, have half of my dinner".
Breaking News: Ann Widdecombe, former MP and MEP dies aged 78.
Lee Dixon - "it's hard to tell the difference between the kits". Has there been a worse commentator at a world cup?
They are not even trying to hide the fact that the incontinent old paedo shits himself. That sofa would be a nightmare to clean up.
Make sure you visit Harpurhey. It's beautiful at that time of year.
Parenting done right when your 18 year old sends you this
This fly has been on my TV for most of the match. Just look at the intelligent off the ball runs it makes, only to be ignored. Constantly moving, always finding space.
